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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Thirdkoopa on June 04, 2010, 02:24:05 PM

Title: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: Thirdkoopa on June 04, 2010, 02:24:05 PM
No, seriously (http://twitter.com/search?q=%23gorepickuplines)

...Do I really need to say any more than that?
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: Silverhawk79 on June 04, 2010, 02:32:02 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: SkyMyl on June 04, 2010, 02:44:17 PM
"Al may have invented the internet but I invented the parental advisory sticker Come upstairs & let me show u what it means"

I don't have words to describe my opinion on this with.
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: Dog Food on June 04, 2010, 07:53:46 PM
My friend made up one in history class a few months back:

Him: Are you a pirate?
Me: Uh, no?
Him: Dang, cause I sure want your booty.
Me: ...
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: Magnum on June 05, 2010, 09:41:29 AM
Hey KJ, are you a pirate?  :P

"Can I have sex with you?"
^
This was hilarious to watch.
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: buttlord420 on June 05, 2010, 02:39:33 PM
 Hey baby, I try to control my emissions but they flow faster than a BP oil pipe when you're around
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: PsychoYoshi on June 05, 2010, 09:23:50 PM
I wish I were DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: Allegretto on June 06, 2010, 12:06:21 AM
Do you work at subway, because you just gave me a foot long.

Those are nice shoes, they'd look a lot better in my pants.

Are you an angel? Because i'v got an erection.
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: JrDude on June 06, 2010, 02:07:12 AM
"I'll let you suck my dick if you give me a blow job"
...
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: buttlord420 on June 06, 2010, 09:56:31 AM
Quote from: JrDude φ on June 06, 2010, 02:07:12 AM
"I'll let you suck my dick if you give me a blow job"
...
Best one ever
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: JrDude on June 07, 2010, 02:10:59 AM
I just thought of this one: "You just turned my Wii on, wanna play with it?"
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: Super on June 07, 2010, 02:50:47 AM
Rub my balls and I'll give you a taste of my sperm.




This one works every time.
Title: Re: Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.
Post by: Jayat on June 12, 2010, 07:12:34 AM
You must be the 8th wonder of the world because you just made the 9th get bigger.

ME: Help! help!
Her: whats wroung?
Me: my eye's saw you and my dick want stop growing

This one works:
Me:Do you have a doller
Her:No!
Me:want one
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