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Title: An orphan slashed my tires so I punched him.
Post by: Insane Asylum on October 09, 2007, 08:44:04 PM

Now how am I supposed to drive to the Zoo to see the hippopotamus tomorrow? Lousy orphan...I should've killed his parents sooner to spite him. Then they would wander around a Dream World with Frederic Chopin as they gaze at Ritardando under the moon cooking flap-jacks and dancing to Death Metal.

And that's how my day went. Wait, what were we talking about just now?

Title: Re: An orphan slashed my tires so I punched him.
Post by: Friendly Hostile on October 09, 2007, 08:44:58 PM

There's this lovely VG cat game you shoot orphans in. As much as the comic sucks, the game is fun as hell.

Title: Re: An orphan slashed my tires so I punched him.
Post by: Mystic on October 09, 2007, 08:45:07 PM

Porn and fetishes.

Title: Re: An orphan slashed my tires so I punched him.
Post by: Judas on October 09, 2007, 08:54:31 PM

NSFCD

Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Insane Asylum on October 09, 2007, 08:44:04 PM