The veteran members have seen the forum through the years, how the quality of the topics have been, how the users have left and come, but now for a (somewhat whimsical, mostly serious) question.
If NSFCD was an RPG, one that spanned four discs and plot-wise, ended in the middle of July 2009, who would be the main characters of the story? The main hero, heroine (Even though we have very few female members), final boss, antagonist, traitorous ally, (OH WAIT) and so on.
Who would fill the typical character molds if NSF was an RPG?
Silver would be the main character of course. And that's all I care about this.
do we even have to say who the traitorous ally would be?
Quote from: Gwen Khan on July 02, 2010, 03:43:35 PM
do we even have to say who the traitorous ally would be?
Hence why "OH WAIT" is in parenthesis.
Rethorical questions shouldn't be answered, so I'm not saying anything.
Quote from: TheAuraWielder on July 02, 2010, 03:54:24 PM
Rethorical questions shouldn't be answered, so I'm not saying anything.
There's no such thing as a rethorical question.
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Me?
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(Lance from Red/Blue in case you couldn't tell)
One of the more final bosses, not quite the last one, as I'm not important on staff or anything. But I've been around since the beginning mostly, etc.
I'd be something. Don't know what but I WOULD!
Mack would probably be the villain. He's always the real final boss in .def plot.
Doodle, Kilroy, and Sync would be the annoying recurring bosses.
Hero: Despite previously calling myself the main protaganist of NSF, I think the hero would have to be someone who's more involved in behind-the-scenes stuff, but not Silverhawk, because he has to be a NPC for proper plot progression.
Heroine: Either KJ or Shorti, depending on which path you take in the game.
Final Boss: Silverhawk. He loses his mind July 3rd, and the heroes realize that the only way to save him is to cut him off from NSF.
Antagonist: EJRaven for the first two discs, ending with the death of the traitorous ally in the final boss fight of Disc 2. After that, the line between hero and villain becomes gray, and depends on what path the player decided to take. Finally, everyone but Silverhawk decides to end NSF for Silver's own health.
Vaatix would be the wise sensei.
I'd be that guy chasing Suicune. Not really important to the plot. ;v
Quote from: SkyMyl on July 02, 2010, 03:31:22 PMThe main hero, heroine (Even though we have very few female members), final boss, antagonist, traitorous ally, (OH WAIT) and so on.
Main Hero: I really don't know. I think it should be someone from the userbase who has been here since around the beginning and very active... MYL could be a fun main character.
Heroine: We have to choose between Vive, Redpaige, Sh0rTi, and KJ. Take your pic.
Final Boss: Methinks Silver (for teh lulz) or Vaatix. But then we'd all lose :(. Custom, Doodle, and Sync for recurring villains.
Antagonist: Someone from NS2 maybe?
Traitorous Ally: trollface.jpg
My party would consist of MYL, Magnum, Rius, and Bluaki.
Quote from: Potestas on July 03, 2010, 04:09:58 AM
I'd be that guy chasing Suicune. Not really important to the plot. ;v
I lol'd.
Traitorous ally? Hah, Snorkel.
Protagonist-TK, he constantly fights for the forum, trys to rally us, etc.
Party would consist of:
-Mack-The brutal warrior who speaks his mind
-Me-the nutty pyromaniac. EVERYONE NEEDS A PYROMANIAC
-Zovistograt-His insane musical abilities will cause enemies to explode with the sheer amount of bass
-Bluaki-him and his bot could KICK ass lol
-Riddler-He could have an epic rage attack where he becomes invincible for a short period of time.
Antagonist-EJ Raven
Heroine-KJ
Red, Rayq, and Light. I'm not in your plots? </3
lolalsoskymylmeanshypothetical
[17:02] <Riddler> .def plot
[17:02] <cookies> cookies is the protagonist, Doodle is the damsel in distress, HappyMaskMan is the sarcastic/arrogant ally/rival, HappyMaskMan is the wise elder, Riddler is the bad guy that defects to good, Future_Wife_Lisa is the traitorous ally, Higurashi is the antagonist, Future_Wife_Lisa is their henchman and recurring boss, and MOS is the real final boss.
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 03, 2010, 02:02:16 PM
Red, Rayq, and Light. I'm not in your plots? </3
lolalsoskymylmeanshypothetical
[17:02] <Riddler> .def plot
[17:02] <cookies> cookies is the protagonist, Doodle is the damsel in distress, HappyMaskMan is the sarcastic/arrogant ally/rival, HappyMaskMan is the wise elder, Riddler is the bad guy that defects to good, Future_Wife_Lisa is the traitorous ally, Higurashi is the antagonist, Future_Wife_Lisa is their henchman and recurring boss, and MOS is the real final boss.
I fixed that.
At first I was having a hard time thinking over a protagonist but...
Quote from: Alisaihin on July 03, 2010, 10:05:18 AM
Protagonist-TK, he constantly fights for the forum, trys to rally us, etc.
Fuck all the other ideas. This would be the best idea ever.
Just imagine what
I'd do with the plot.
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 03, 2010, 02:02:16 PM
Red, Rayq, and Light. I'm not in your plots? </3
lolalsoskymylmeanshypothetical
[17:02] <Riddler> .def plot
[17:02] <cookies> cookies is the protagonist, Doodle is the damsel in distress, HappyMaskMan is the sarcastic/arrogant ally/rival, HappyMaskMan is the wise elder, Riddler is the bad guy that defects to good, Future_Wife_Lisa is the traitorous ally, Higurashi is the antagonist, Future_Wife_Lisa is their henchman and recurring boss, and MOS is the real final boss.
MOS being the real final boss makes sense.
Oh god, and TK'd have a party of Me, Sky, Magnum, KJ, and Night.
TK is the protagonist, the leader of the group.
KJ is the token girl, and heroine of the story.
I'm the berserker... I rage.
Sky is the young, shy mage.
Night is anthropomorphic beast.
Magnum is the sarcastic badass with a heart of gold.
Kilroy joins the group but betrays us.
We need a name.
I'll be the random by-passer who gives you, the hero, a sidequest item to get the ultimate weapon through a long series of trades around the world (or internet).
And I'll give the protagonist a Blue Cucco Egg.
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 03, 2010, 02:24:31 PM
Sky is the young, shy mage.
Only if the game is set during the Fall/Winter. If it's set during the Spring/Summer, I'm the hotheaded, rash, overly confident mage.
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 03, 2010, 02:24:31 PM
Oh god, and TK'd have a party of Me, Sky, Magnum, KJ, and Night.
That was perfect.
Also Mack and Light would have to be in it somehow, MOS could be one of the final bosses, and we'd need a house of pancakes in it.
Oh and I'd use a golf-club.
Quote from: SkyMyl on July 03, 2010, 02:30:28 PM
Only if the game is set during the Fall/Winter. If it's set during the Spring/Summer, I'm the hotheaded, rash, overly confident mage.
You have two sides. Oh god.
Quote from: Thirdkoopa on July 03, 2010, 02:32:54 PM
That was perfect.
Also Mack and Light would have to be in it somehow, MOS could be one of the final bosses, and we'd need a house of pancakes in it.
Oh and I'd use a golf-club.
Why is MOS the final boss? :O
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 03, 2010, 02:34:41 PM
Why is MOS the final boss? :O
Because we know so little about him.
Actually a good question is who the intercourse would fit as a final boss. I'm fine with just about everyone asides from snorkel.
and voice would need to appear
Quote from: Thirdkoopa on July 03, 2010, 02:43:12 PM
Actually a good question is who the intercourse would fit as a final boss. I'm fine with just about everyone asides from snorkel.
and voice would need to appear
Voice is my spirit companion/part of my soul. Fits in rather easily, eh?
Voice is your summon ability, duh.
Riddler> Once upon a time, in a land not too far away, there lived a man.
<Riddler> That man was named TK.
<Riddler> The evil wizard, Mace, had kidnapped T.K.'s love, Kay J., and T.K. set out to rescue her.
<Riddler> On his journey, he met Kilroy, a young man from Aynayn. He was trained in the ways of stealth.
<Riddler> The two fought perilous evils, and met Robbie Riddle: A wild berserker with the ability to rage
<Riddler> Miles: A young mage and summoner with two personalities.
<Riddler> Magnum: A sarcastic badass, with a heart of gold
<Thirdkoopa> This is entertaining so far y;
<Riddler> and Night: A walking, talking animal.
<Riddler> As they neared Mace's lair, Kilroy suddenly began to laugh maniacally.
<Riddler> The party was shocked, what was going on?!
<Riddler> Kilroy whistled, and from the blue three monsters attacked the group.
<Riddler> Dodle, Sync, and IneSanity howled with laughter.
<Riddler> Through their combined efforts, the party defeated the evil foursome and made their way into Mace's lair
<Riddler> T.K. saw Kay J tied up and became furious. He rallied his party into attack mode
<Riddler> Mace revealed himself from the shadows
<Riddler> and put up quite the fight, but was defeated
<Riddler> T.K. untied Kay J, and the six rushed from the building as it collapsed
<Thirdkoopa> what happened to mace
<Thirdkoopa> also it lacks light
<Riddler> Suddenly, the world stopped turning, the sky went black
<Thirdkoopa> but asides from that it's amazing
<Riddler> A silver bird swooped down from the sky and knocked the entire party out cold.
<Riddler> A dwarf happened to walk by and see the party unconcious, and dragged them all back to his watering hole.
<Riddler> His name was Light.
<Riddler> Light nursed the party back to health and told them the story of how the Silver Hawk had been collaborating with Mace
<Riddler> the twosome kidnapped the young woman because she had unfathomable powers
<Riddler> She could turn any man into her slave.
<Riddler> Kay J was angry, but T.K. calmed her down.
<Riddler> The party decided to head out to destroy this evil once and for all.
<Riddler> Would they be able to finish him?
<Riddler> DUN DUN DUN
<Riddler> I THINK WE SHOULD MAKE A GAME
I was entertained by that. then again I'm entertained easily y;
only thing is that MYL should have some influence with saving KJ.
Quote from: Thirdkoopa on July 03, 2010, 04:20:27 PM
I was entertained by that. then again I'm entertained easily y;
only thing is that MYL should have some influence with saving KJ.
Well, if you're the main guy, and she's the main girl, she has to be your love interest.
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 03, 2010, 04:21:05 PM
Well, if you're the main guy, and she's the main girl, she has to be your love interest.
Third
koopa...and he had a Paper Mario Kooper avatar before...
The protagonist shall be a Koopa Troopa.
We should gather a group of people and make this poop.
I can hear my origins breaking...Quote from: Thirdkoopa on July 03, 2010, 04:20:27 PM
only thing is that MYL should have some influence with saving KJ.
I'll compete with you for her heart throughout the game and I'll make a Heroic Sacrifice, leaving you with KJ.
Blatant self-insertion.
I'd be the neutral guy with his own agenda, I neither help nor hinder either side
Nobody wants to party with me. I see how it is. *Eyeroll* Screw you guys then, I'd be that one lone female badass that fights for her own cause, and may help the others if it benefits her... Or harm. >.>
With the power to manipulate fire...
And demoralize people with the flick of a single finger. Like so.
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As for heroes and what not... I think Silver would be somewhere in there, Mack too probably, along with uuuh... Light? Hell I dunno. Villain would be that Doodletard kid, why not throw NSider2 in there too.
Let sh0rti be a secret character!
I don't know about specifics (as I've only been here since about April 2009
?), but I can give a rundown of generalities.
- Main party: The staff, mods, etc. and anyone with a good longstanding reputation.
- Supporting cast: The normal users with at least decent reputations.
- Main villains: The users with bad longstanding reputations.
- Supporting villains: The normal users with bad reputations.
- Plot: The villains are for some reason in league against the heroes and the heroes must assemble an army (the "good" part of the user base) to combat them.
I'd be a minor recurring character that's introduced very late and whose intentions are misunderstood. You guys can decide what side I'm on.
I call guy who drives airship and has almost no use :P.
Quote from: J on July 03, 2010, 10:16:37 PM
I call guy who drives airship and has almost no use :P.
Airship driver? You're Cid!
Also, Skymyl, hypOthetical.
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 05, 2010, 04:51:22 PM
Airship driver? You're Cid!
Also, Skymyl, hypOthetical.
So that wasn't just bugging me
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 03, 2010, 02:02:16 PM
Red, Rayq, and Light. I'm not in your plots? </3
I almost put you in my party, but you'd probably kill me in my sleep. :( You could be the rival who shows up at the most inconvenient times for a battle.
Hmph! No excuses. For you, I'd be the ally who betrays.
But simply for lulz.
Quote from: Detective Conan on July 05, 2010, 04:51:22 PM
Airship driver? You're Cid!
Also, Skymyl, hypOthetical.
Something must be wrong with me if I keep intercourse ing spelling and grammar up.
Quote from: AuraChannelerChris on July 03, 2010, 04:23:38 PM
The protagonist shall be a Koopa Troopa.
Fantastic.
Actually come to think of it Light should totally be in my party. Every time I say "Oh what" "Oh wow" or "Shut the intercourse up your router is a piece of poop" Light's stats grow temporarily.
And the villain should be a three-headed dragon composed of Snorkel, Silver, and MOS.
I want a badass line for when someone calls me out on my actions.
"Don't intercourse with me ninny. I am the mightiest sorcerer in all the lands."
I like how none of you included me. I'm just that awesome.
Quote from: Eros on July 19, 2010, 09:34:22 AM
I like how none of you included me. I'm just that awesome.
Hidden complaint of not being included isn't very hidden.
Eros, you can be the main city's gatekeeper who is strong enough to keep our mighty heroes from entering until they've completed some drawn-out sidequest yet strangely never seems to be around when there's an actual threat to the city.
Quote from: Mewtwo on July 19, 2010, 02:32:41 PM
Eros, you can be the main city's gatekeeper who is strong enough to keep our mighty heroes from entering until they've completed some drawn-out sidequest yet strangely never seems to be around when there's an actual threat to the city.
AND HE CAN HAVE A THEME SONG:
I'd probably be that random person that just always appears to be busy around the world, but will stop and talk to the main character when seen.
I can feel the love. ;-;
Anyways, I have no ideas that haven't been said yet in this thread, so lolno.
Quote from: Red on July 22, 2010, 08:29:08 PM
I can feel the love. ;-;
Anyways, I have no ideas that haven't been said yet in this thread, so lolno.
You can be the 6-time grand champion of the city's [insert needlessly violent and impractical fictional sport here] league who loses your title to the out-of-towner noob farm boy in spite of your years of experience for apparently no other reason than the fact that he's the protagonist.
Oh, and if he comes back much later in the game after you've regained your title, he can beat you again in an optional rematch to earn some crazy awesome weapon/make you give up your life of sport and join his party.
So is the only way to get a "role" in this thing to "secretly" complain in a post?
And Shu, if you have a theme song, it has to be unique and not stolen from something else.
Quote from: JrDude φ on July 22, 2010, 09:18:23 PM
So is the only way to get a "role" in this thing to "secretly" complain in a post?
I'm just giving people stereotypical RPG roles because they want one but are too lazy to come up with one themselves.
Ironically, I've yet to think of something that I would be... I think I'm getting close, though.
Quote from: Alisaihin on July 03, 2010, 10:05:18 AM
Traitorous ally? Hah, Snorkel.
Protagonist-TK, he constantly fights for the forum, trys to rally us, etc.
Party would consist of:
-Mack-The brutal warrior who speaks his mind
-Me-the nutty pyromaniac. EVERYONE NEEDS A PYROMANIAC
-Zovistograt-His insane musical abilities will cause enemies to explode with the sheer amount of bass
-Bluaki-him and his bot could KICK ass lol
-Riddler-He could have an epic rage attack where he becomes invincible for a short period of time.
Antagonist-EJ Raven
Heroine-KJ
A few corrections:
-EJRaven is the Big Bad, but he's actually the penultimate boss of the game--it turns out all the time he was possessed by the Dark Spirit of Nsider Faggotry.
-Riddler wouldn't have an epic rage attack so much as he'd have an epic butthurt attack...preferably one called OMG DRAMU
-Gamemaster#### would have to make several appearances as a recurring boss that stays at the same strength throughout the entire game and thus becomes progressively more and more of a pushover.
-You also forgot to add a player character--one cynical, snarky, gay administrator mage.
Quote from: Ganymede on July 22, 2010, 11:35:02 PM
A few corrections:
-EJRaven is the Big Bad, but he's actually the penultimate boss of the game--it turns out all the time he was possessed by the Dark Spirit of Nsider Faggotry.
-Riddler wouldn't have an epic rage attack so much as he'd have an epic butthurt attack...preferably one called OMG DRAMU
-Gamemaster#### would have to make several appearances as a recurring boss that stays at the same strength throughout the entire game and thus becomes progressively more and more of a pushover.
-You also forgot to add a player character--one cynical, snarky, gay administrator mage.
Snarky, Cynical, and Gay don't fit mage.
You get shopkeeper.
Quote from: It's ROBBIE! on July 23, 2010, 01:31:53 AM
Snarky, Cynical, and Gay don't fit mage.
You get shopkeeper.
They don't, but you could give him thief/ninja/archer and make him part of the party. The gayness is on the side, but it pretty much fits here.
Hero: Vaatix
Heroine: Vive
Final Boss: EJRaven
Antagonist: Doodle
Traitorous Ally: Snorkel
Storekeeper: Mystic