What happens next, everyone?
The bartender looks at them and says "What is this, a joke?"
the bartender says get the intercourse out
The bartender is Voldemort, and he leaves to hide in his hole.
They order drinks.
They fall over and say ouch. Silly characters should watch where they're walking.
yen sid says, im easily the best wizard. you name it, i can do it.
dumbledore and gandalf smile at each other, and they both said, what about me?
ITS A GAY JOKE.