Whether it could be less then $5.00's Up to$1,000,000.00 (you greedy mofo)...
How much would a person have to pay YOU to do things You'd Normally Never do, or even thought of.
I'm gonna make a list of things/events/situations etc...and you name how much a person would have to pay you to do it.
BE HONEST, and Reasonable. Don't say, "A billion dollars" or "all the money in the world". I mean the point is to really think about it.
And if there is "no" price...well you suck. :|
So, let's begin.
1. A Sex Change.
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
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All right, I don't want to get "too" creative.
Just say your price......
AND like a similar thread to mine,
--Ask the person below you a Question about how much they would need to get paid to do something--
Well you get the idea.
am i being active enough? >_>
Some clarification could be nice, like for:
I'll assume that 3, 5, and 7 include the punishment in addition to humiliation. Though, I'm not sure what level of punishment 3 and 7 receive.
For 6, I'll assume that the chance of fatality is low. And that time spent in the room is fairly short, but long enough to be stung quite a few times.
For 3, it's kinda important to know whether the puppies are strays or have a loving owner. I guess I'll assume the latter.
For 1, I'll assume that the person convincing the sex change is also paying all operation fees on a separate bill (as in, if someone in this thread said $100 for this, they would receive $100 from somebody without having to pay a penny to the doctors). And that they somehow found a way to bypass the necessary proper psychiatric diagnosis of GID.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
1. A Sex Change.
A negative number. Pay me?
I would pay for one. Regretfully, that amount of money needed for real is very large. D:
I don't have much sense of money, so I really can't put a price on things, but I'll at least list it in ascending order of price (or of my hatred toward it)
Birth
Bugs (if the stings/bites are enough, the long-lasting pain might be worse than childbirth >.>)
Annihilate 30 puppies. Or slaughter. Or massacre. I'm not sure which one sounds best. :3 (if they were strays and there was no punishment, this'd be below birth)
6 months of prison
Car theft
Streak
Most of this order is largely based on reputation and public appearance. Being seen too negatively by a large number of people can pretty much destroy your life; the last couple can't be made up with just a million.
Such an over anayzer. You know when I said that Sex change I thought of you. <3.
My apologies, let me put a time frame on these questions with better details.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
1. A Sex Change. - if it was a really really good one, id say maybe $100,000
2. Go to prison for 6 months. - non federal rape me in the ass jail, $500,000. Otherwise, maybe about $50,000.
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) - Trillions.
4. To Deliver a child into the world. - uhhhhhh just pay for everything that needs to be done and that'd be just fine
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. - i guess whatever bail i'd have to post
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) -how much money is in circulation right now?
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans. -hell id do this for free
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. -again, why would i have to be paid
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
Whether it could be less then $5.00's Up to$1,000,000.00 (you greedy mofo)...
How much would a person have to pay YOU to do things You'd Normally Never do, or even thought of.
I'm gonna make a list of things/events/situations etc...and you name how much a person would have to pay you to do it.
BE HONEST, and Reasonable. Don't say, "A billion dollars" or "all the money in the world". I mean the point is to really think about it.
And if there is "no" price...well you suck. :|
So, let's begin.
1. A Sex Change. - No thanks, I like my dick.
2. Go to prison for 6 months. - Eh, how about 100-200 grand, minimum..
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) - I love dogs.
4. To Deliver a child into the world. - No vagina
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. - As long as i'm not going to jail? 100 bucks or something. (neighbor's an ass)
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) I'd only have a problem here because I'd die.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans. No thanks...
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. - Meh.
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All right, I don't want to get "too" creative.
Just say your price......
AND like a similar thread to mine,
--Ask the person below you a Question about how much they would need to get paid to do something--
Well you get the idea.
am i being active enough? >_>
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
1. A Sex Change. - Not even for $1,000,000. I have zero interest in changing my sex, no matter how much anyone offers me.
2. Go to prison for 6 months. - Eh, $500,000 (Mostly for the inconvenience of having to waste 6 months of my time). I can take it. I just don't want to have anyone looking when I poop. Awkward...
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) - I wouldn't even think about it unless we were talking billions.
4. To Deliver a child into the world. - Like actually have a baby or help deliver one? To actually have one, i'd need a sex change. Which I refuse. I also won't rummage through someone's vagina while getting mad and shat on to pull out some bald, bloody alien-like thing for less than $5,000.
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. - Hell, if I didn't get caught i'd do it free.
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) - If they aren't dangerous (poisonous) probably $100,000ish.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans. - Been there, done that.
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. - I dunno. $50,000?
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
1. A Sex Change.
Nine Hundred Billion Dollars. Sorry, but this one is a no go for me.
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
One hundred grand, and it cannot appear on any sort of permanent record.
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
Two hundred.
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
Free.
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
Five thousand dollars
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
Two hundred.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
Ten thousand
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
Scale
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
1. A Sex Change.
- Nope, i like being male.
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
-150,000 sounds good, it's more than i would make working those 6 months
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
-Since the puppies don't belong to anyone, probably like 100 bucks
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
5000 dollars, that is painful
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
if they paid me enough money, i could buy my own car, so this one wouldn't work for me
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
100 thousand
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
i probably wouldn't do that
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
as a random supporting character, 100 dollars
$200.00's to run over 30 puppies in a go cart?!
You cold hearted *backspaces*
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Next Series of Questions.
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes. And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).
4. To see Silver naked.
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.
GO GO GO.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
$200.00's to run over 30 puppies in a go cart?!
You cold hearted *backspaces*
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Next Series of Questions.
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes. And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).
4. To see Silver naked.
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.
It's a bunch of dogs that have no place in this world and were probably born in a giant puppy farm.
I wouldn't do any of these next ones except the landfill, probably a good 50 thousand.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
$200.00's to run over 30 puppies in a go cart?!
You cold hearted *backspaces*
I know. And it's not even that I don't like dogs. But, hey, that'd be my price.
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Next Series of Questions.
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes. And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P
One Hundred
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.
One thousand
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).
Tough one. Well, whatever the army pays if I was drafted. Just leaving from my house right now with no training? One million payable to my family if I die.
4. To see Silver naked.
Guh. Just a flash? Fifty.
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).
Random person? Two million to deal with the lifelong guilt. If I get to pick, fifty bucks.
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.
Twenty thousand. Most landfills operate 24/7, so that's a month with little to no sleep.
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.
Hundred
GO GO GO.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 12:21:59 PM
1. A Sex Change.
Wouldn't do it no matter the amount.
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
A year ago, I would have named a price, but now that I dance, I wouldn't do it.
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart.
$300.00
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
$99.99
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
Yeah that's smart, "oh hey neighbor, nice car, I had one just like it, but it got stolen."
Original Sticker Price of Car +$100 x2
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
Wouldn't do it. I mean, if I didn't die of being scared to death, I'm sure they would kill me.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
If there's a chance I get arrested and sent to jail, wouldn't do it.
If I can do it consequence free (besides the consequence of being nude in front of many people), $11,111.11
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
The amount voice actors will normally get paid +$1 x1.5
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop.
Depends. If it's a fat, hairy, manly, ugly guy, $5,000.00
If it's a fit, not buff guy who looks ultra feminine, $500.00
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.
$1,000.00
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).
Again, a year ago I would have named a price, but with dance I won't do it.
4. To see Silver naked.
Free $75.25
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).
I wouldn't do it. If something horrible were to happen right in front of my face and I really wanted to though, I may do it, and it would most likely be free.
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.
$123,456.78
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.
$150 +Price of grim reaper costume
A lot of these are possibly inaccurate since, in order for me to know, I'd have to actually be in the situation.
That's part of the point Junior >__>
1. A Sex Change.
To be honest, I've actually considered this. But because I like money (and need to cover the costs) $500,000
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
P...pr...prison? Shit, you'd have to pay me 1.2million to do something for that.
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
O________o Run over 30 puppies? ;________; uh, poop pay me 2 million
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
Because it'd be bringing a new life into the world- $3,000
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
Because that'd be a dick move, $70,000
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
Wasps, not bad, Roaches, okay, Spiders, good as long as they aren't poisonous (are poisonous add $30,000, black widows, $500,000), snakes, if they're poisonous, add $70,000. Base price-$2,000
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
Just because of the potential hatemail/fallout and poop, $20,000
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
Really, you think I'd turn this down? Just for potential gas costs, renting a house and poop, $80,000.
There ya go, my take on these situations. I'm a greedy bastard, huh?
Next Series of Questions.
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes. And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P
Yay for bisexuality
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.
Heheheh, I hate being infront of large crowds, $200,000
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).
Standard military pay.
4. To see Silver naked.
wat...uhm, give me $20,000/sec
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).
O___________O Well, uh, 3million.
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.
Feed me and give me $200 a night, and I'm cool with that.
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.
Because that's disrespectful, $700,000
GO GO GO.
Alisaihin IS expensive, ga dang.
Next Series of Questions...
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.
7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 01, 2010, 07:02:53 PM
Next Series of Questions.
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes. And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P
uhhhh maybe like 500 bucks, kissing a dude can't be that bad
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol.
hell id do that for free
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on).
id expect it to be the salary of a soldier i guess
4. To see Silver naked.
10. i've seen a lot of dicks in my day
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything).
all money in circulation
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night.
eh, maybe like, 5 grand
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.
100,000, a lot of which i would give to the family
GO GO GO.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 02, 2010, 08:46:58 AM
Next Series of Questions...
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.
all in circulation. what's with killing things? if you can kill a human, you can kill helpless animals just as easily. killing anything for me is generally the same. i don't care who else does it, and i'll kill bugs, but i don't want that poop on my conscious.
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)
that'd suck... could i see anything? maybe like, 50,000
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).
uhhhh trillions, considering i might die
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).
basically a killing question. circulation.
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)
haha i'd like this maybe like 50,000
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.
fo intercourse in free
7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).
well i mean this isn't something i'd even want to be paid for, it's like, if i don't do it they're going to die anyway, i don't feel its murder for me to intervene in this situation. i would just have to do it regardless of money.
You know, you guys can Ask some Questions too......
I'm not some phyco thinking about Killing.. Things... come on!
LMAO :D
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 02, 2010, 08:46:58 AM
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.
That's gonna stink, so Five hundred.
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)
Twenty Million
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).
Twenty Million
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).
Fifty Bucks
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)
An hour? Well, he's gonna be gassed after about five minutes. I'm gonna ride him like a backback for that five and chill during the next fifty five minutes. Ten thousand just incase I do get injured
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.
Guh. Fifty Million
7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).
I'm not gonna charge for that. Why would I charge if I'm the only one who could do it? And if I fail? "Hey, sorry about all those dead kids. Where my money? Fuck that.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 02, 2010, 08:46:58 AM
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.
wtf? Who even thinks of that? I couldn't do it. At least with running over puppies it's a quick death.
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)
And what? Piss and poop myself for 3 days? No deal.
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).
I don't care about the lightning, it's gonna be raining and intercourse ing cold standing there for 5 hours. At least a Million.
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).
...Wait, what? If they don't know who did it... $500.
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)
Do I really have to fight him? Or can I just run around the arena? Pretty sure I can outrun a fat guy for an hour. He would probably pass out after the first few minutes, anyway. $2,000 to show up, $30,000 if he sits on me.
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.
Honestly, if offered i'd do it free... But since they pay you to take your clothes off.. $10,000
7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).
I mean... You can't really put a price on it. If you are the only one who can do it, you don't really have a choice. And if you get it wrong, won't you blow up, too?
Phaze, don't over think it, just go with your money instincts. sheesh
Let's see how expensive I can be...
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire.
Oh god. Uh, 2 mil.
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath)
Well, lack of food and water would make me of course, not happy, but I'm not claustrophobic. So, $500 (WHAT I MADE A PRICE UNDER 1K)
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around).
I don't get roasted by lightning, $750. I do get roasted, and live, 3Mil.
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them).
You have got to be kidding me. You heartless dick, my grandmother recently passed away, and you force this thought into my mind. Give me 15 Trillion.
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!)
Depends on how badly I get hurt. Every fracture, $25,000. Every organ injured, $25,000-50,000, depending on importance to life. Base price of, oh, $1,250
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine.
Hmmm... just in case I get noticed by someone I know, $250 (WTF A PRICE THAT LOW)
7. To Diffuse (It's actually defuse, diffuse has a totally different meaning /grammarnazi) a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it).
Just because I might die, $500,000 in life insurance.
I'm sorry to hear about that..your grandmother Alisaihin. *gives you an extra Trillion.
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Next Series of Questions.
1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).
2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.
3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)
4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).
5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.
6. To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc... Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)
7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.
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Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 03, 2010, 03:53:54 PM
1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).
That kinda sounds fun... Is that weird? I'd do it free. Mabe a few thousand for medical costs should I need it.
2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.
$50,000 for pain, and another $1 Million-ish for medical costs and a prosthetic hand.
3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)
Hell, i'd do it just for the experience. I'd say $10,000 - $50,000, depending on any injuries I get.
4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).
Ugh, $100,000.
5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.
Uhh... $2 Million. It would be higher, but having an eyepatch would be pretty awesome :3
6. To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc... Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)
That's... Disgusting. $5 Million to throw my health down the toilet.
7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.
Not. Gonna. Happen. Not even for all the money in the world. Not only will I not be able to breathe for those 3 minutes, if I survived (doubt it), I would be horribly disfigured forever.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 03, 2010, 03:53:54 PM
I'm sorry to hear about that..your grandmother Alisaihin. *gives you an extra Trillion.
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Next Series of Questions.
1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).
Survive, crippled and worthless? Two billion
2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.
Nine Hundred Billion. I like playing games, and don't feel like doing that one handed. I need both for too many things to willingly give one up unless I can fund R&D on a cyborg hand.
3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)
Huh. Less risky than the building, I think. One billion.
4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).
You could die from that. I think fire ants have taken people down before. Umm, twenty million.
5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.
Shit, that's a tough one. No depth perception for the rest of my life? Twenty billion.
6. To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc... Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)
Ten thousand
7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.
Scarred for life, but even above that I think it takes less than three two kill you. 50 trillion.
Next Series of Questions.
1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive).
Just pay for medical bills and everything else, and I'm good. Which is a lot. And $3,000 extra for teh lolz
2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most.
BUT THEN I COULDN'T FAP EFFECTIVELY ANYMORE I mean darn driving my car would be a pain-$50,000
3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive)
It'd have hairy moments, but it'd be kinda cool, $40,000
4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).
Uh, $200 plus a lifetime supply of ointment.
5. To have 1 eye removed permanently.
Well... $20,000
6. To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc... Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!)
Okay, because oil is REALLY TOXIC, you'd have to go to extremes to ensure it doesn't kill me, and give me 3 Trillion.
7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes.
Well, pay all the medical bills for the burn treatment, and an extra million, and I'm good to stand that much pain.
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1.A Sex Change. -50 million
2. Go to prison for 6 months. -15 thousand
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store) I wouldn't do this for any amount of money
4. To Deliver a child into the world. 5 thousand
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car. 1 thousand
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours) Wouldn't do this for any amount of money especially because i have wasp phobia.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.- 1 thousand
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game. $200
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes. And you greedy bi people...you don't count! depends, if it an ugly dude 100 bucks otherwise just 10 bucks
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol. since i suck and would embarass myself on national tv, uh 10 thousand
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on). standard military pay
4. To see Silver naked. 10 bucks :)
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything). wouldn't do this for any amount of money
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night. 3 thousand for wasting my time; i would just spend my days living normally and then go there at night.
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral.1 thousand
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire. wouldn't do this for any amount of money
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath) 1 billion dollars
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around). wouldn't do it cause i would just get fried
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them). oh come on lol i wouldn't do that for poop
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!) 10 thousand not counting medical bills
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine. whatever you get paid for when u do that
7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it). if it was going to explode regardless of whether i did something i would try diffusing it for free.
1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive). As long as i dont get hurt badly 1 trillion (i'm afraid of heights :P)
2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most. And kiss my guitar and Smash Bros playing days goodbye? No way.
3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive) 5 million
4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ).Would not do that lol i just cringe at all bugs in general.
5. To have 1 eye removed permanently. 75 million
6. To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc... Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!) i like seafood, and i eat unhealthy poop anyway so 20 thousand
7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes. No way i'm doing this. not because of the pain, but because of the after-effects.
1. A Sex Change.
It depends. For how long and is it completely reversible? Who'll know? The only reason I'd do this is to pull some seriously wrong pranks--nothing sexual though.2. Go to prison for 6 months.
It depends on what months, but the minimum is $100,000.3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
I'd never do this.4. To Deliver a child into the world.
As in help a woman deliver it? I'd do that for free.5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
I'd never do this.6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
It depends on what kinds. Are they poisonous? How big is the room? How many of each are there? What do I go in with? Offhand, I'd say $100,000.7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
I'd never do this.8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
Money would be nice, but I'd do this for free.
Here are some of my questions:
- To have sex with a stereotypically slightly-unattractive woman that you're not attracted to or like at all.
- To punch all of your current teachers in the face--hard.
- To irreparably damage all of your TV's, computers, and videogame hardware and software (including memory devices for all of them, but you can say much with the memory devices and how much without).
1. If your straight- To kiss [make out] the same sex for 5 minutes non stop. If your gay, the opposite sex for 5 minutes. And you greedy bi people...you don't count! :P I'd never do this.
2. How much would a person have to pay you to sing on American Idol. It depends on the song and how I have to sing, but offhand, I'd say $1,000,000.
3. To go fight in Afghanistan for 1 year (If the war is still going on). If I'm trained like the rest, I'd practically do it for free.
4. To see Silver naked. $500 and I'll look at practically anyone for a minute.
5. To kill a person. (with out getting caught or anything). I'd never do this, but if it were, say, a member of Al Qaeda or something similar, I'd practically do it for free.
6. To sleep in a Landfill for 1 month every night. How does that make sense? You mean for one night a month? $1,000.
7. To kick over a dead persons coffin while he's in it at a random Funeral. I'd never do this.
1. To throw 30 baby zoo animals into a small barrel of fire. WHY DID I LOL AT THIS? I'd never do it anyway.
2. To be buried alive for 3 days. (no food, no water, but of course you can breath) It depends how I'm buried and if I can bring stuff in. I'm assuming it's in a coffin, but if I have room, I'd do it for $500,000.
3. To stand in an Open Field for 5 hours during an Intense Lighting Storm. (no Trees or other tall objects around). Five hours...? $500,000.
4. To shove Old ladies down the steps of a 2 story building. (15 of them). I'd never do this.
5. To Wrestle a Sumo Wrestler for 1 hour. (And he's really trying to Hurt you!) I'd never do this.
6. To pose nude for playboy/playgirl magazine. I'd never do this.
7. To Diffuse a bomb that could blow up a school full of children. (50/50 chance of getting it right or wrong, your the only one put in the situation and your the only one who can do it). I'd do this for free.
1. To be on top floor of a 40 story building while it Implodes on itself. (You would survive). $100,000 and I'd hope for no injuries.
2. To have somebody use a chainsaw to saw off the hand you use the most. I'd never do this.
3. To Parachute into a category 5 Hurricane. (basically sky dive into 1 from above the hurricane itself, you'd survive) This would be awesome. Assuming that I'm safe, I'd do it for free. Otherwise, $1,000,000.
4. To have honey drenched on you and have Ant's crawl on you and Bite you! ( 5 hours ). It depends on what kinds of ants and where they can bite me. If it's bad, then I wouldn't do it. If it's tolerable, then $500,000.
5. To have 1 eye removed permanently. I'd never do this.
6. To eat Seafood that's been affected by the oil spill for 2 weeks. (And not just a few bites, I'm talking about a full plate. Shrimp, Oysters, Fish etc... Even if you don't like Seafood... EAT IT!) I dislike seafood, but if it's somehow still safe and I get enough of a good drink, $1,000.
7. For somebody to set yourself on fire, and you would remain on fire for a total of 3 Minutes. I'd never do this because I would die. If I somehow survive with a complete recovery within two years, $10,000,000.
Oh, sorry for not integrating all of my posts into one. My questions are in my first post by the way.
1. A Sex Change.
No go.
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
A couple million euros will do.
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
a couple thousand euros.
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
A couple hundred? No idea.
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
Never.
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
Never.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
Never.
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
Why would i... Nvm, a couple hundred euros.
Here are some of my questions:
- To have sex with a stereotypically slightly-unattractive woman that you're not attracted to or like at all.
I'd never do this, ...ugh.- To punch all of your current teachers in the face--hard.
I'd punch them gently... but probably $300.00's.- To irreparably damage all of your TV's, computers, and videogame hardware and software (including memory devices for all of them, but you can say much with the memory devices and how much without).
Humm.... $6,000.00's. to buy better stuff with. Lol[/list]
1. A Sex Change.
$1,000,000. Half of that if I can be a futanari
2. Go to prison for 6 months.
I'd lose my mind. No way, especially if it entails prison rape.
3. Run over 30 puppies in a go cart. (Combination of stray puppies and puppies from a pet store)
$250,000
4. To Deliver a child into the world.
Not enough unless I was female. I don't want to deliver anything through my penis. I heard kidney stones hurt like a ninny so I can't imagine what delivering a baby would feel like.
5. To break in and steal your neighbors car.
I couldn't do that to my neighbors.
6. To be in a room full of Wasp's, roaches, spiders and snakes. (12 hours)
>Wasps Can't pay me enough.
7. To streak across a foot ball field full of fans.
$10,000
8. To be a Voice Actor in the next epic Mario game.
I'd have to pay them because I don't think I can act.
1. I wouldn't regardless of how much I was offered.
2. Minimum-security with a bunch of white-collar criminals provided that I had library and internet access? 50k, it'd get me through grad school. Higher security with violent criminals? I wouldn't.
3. See the answer to #1, even though I don't particularly like dogs.
4. If your question means acting as a sperm donor, 50k. If your question means physically going though pregnancy, I wouldn't.
5. See #1.
6. Assuming they're all in cages, I'd do it for a day's worth of pay, probably 90-ish bucks.
7. See #1.
Set 2:
1. I'm not a whore.
2. If it was theoretically a one-shot performance that couldn't be retransmitted in any way, shape, or form, I think a quarter mil sounds fair.
3. With absolutely no disrespect towards our soldiers intended, it's a stupid war and our idiotic administration isn't prosecuting it in the right way, you couldn't pay me to go.
4. I'm sure there are uglier things in the world. A thousand.
5. I wouldn't.
6. Probably wouldn't being that I require a special mattress or I get back pain flare-ups.
7. I wouldn't.
Set 3:
1-6. Wouldn't do these.
7. Assuming the bomb is going to blow up anyway, I'd do it for free.
Set 4.
1. 50k assuming no injuries.
2. Wouldn't do this.
3. Assuming no injuries, 500k.
4-5. Nope.
6. Assuming it's perfectly safe, 20. I kinda like seafood, anyhow.
7. Nope.
IhsoyOhcysp I believe is the cheapest scaredy person ever. :P
Next Series of Questions...
1.To Drink from your bathroom toilet with a straw. 4 times a day, 8 sips.
2.To lick the door knob of a public bathroom door. 10 Times a day, 1 month
3.With your right hand, to take out another persons Heart (Open chest surgery)
4.To climb the Statue of Liberty to the top, with No Net just in case you'd fall. (you would have all the proper climbing equipment)
5.To have both your feet run over by a Steam Roller 20 times a day, 1 month. [spoiler](http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1630799/2/istockphoto_1630799_steam_roller.jpg)[/spoiler]
6.To have Silver Carve his NSFCD Screen name across your forhead with one of these... [spoiler](http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Product/200810/China_body_piercing_needle_tattoo_needle200810241413449.jpg)[/spoiler]
7.To have your Face world wide known as Americas most "Stupidest/Ugliest human being", everyday for 2 years. (it would show on every News program).
There's a very thick line in between being a coward and holding yourself to a moral code as strictly as I normally do.
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 06, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
IhsoyOhcysp I believe is the cheapest scaredy person ever. :P
Next Series of Questions...
1.To Drink from your bathroom toilet with a straw. 4 times a day, 8 sips.
2.To lick the door knob of a public bathroom door. 10 Times a day, 1 month
3.With your right hand, to take out another persons Heart (Open chest surgery)
4.To climb the Statue of Liberty to the top, with No Net just in case you'd fall. (you would have all the proper climbing equipment)
5.To have both your feet run over by a Steam Roller 20 times a day, 1 month. [spoiler](http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1630799/2/istockphoto_1630799_steam_roller.jpg)[/spoiler]
6.To have Silver Carve his NSFCD Screen name across your forhead with one of these... [spoiler](http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Product/200810/China_body_piercing_needle_tattoo_needle200810241413449.jpg)[/spoiler]
7.To have your Face world wide known as Americas most "Stupidest/Ugliest human being", everyday for 2 years. (it would show on every News program).
You're scarily sadistic. (._. )
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on September 06, 2010, 06:41:01 PM
1.To Drink from your bathroom toilet with a straw. 4 times a day, 8 sips.
My toilet has this cleaner stuff in it, so i'm pretty sure that could make me really sick... In more ways than one. Don't think I would do this one.
2.To lick the door knob of a public bathroom door. 10 Times a day, 1 month
Again, not going to happen. I'm a total germaphobe, even touching a public bathroom door makes me squirm.
3.With your right hand, to take out another persons Heart (Open chest surgery)
Sooo... I'm guessing this would kill the person? Or am I replacing it? Not that I care, $1,000.
4.To climb the Statue of Liberty to the top, with No Net just in case you'd fall. (you would have all the proper climbing equipment)
Whee! A fun one ^__^ I'd do it free, but i'm sure I could get $300 out of it.
5.To have both your feet run over by a Steam Roller 20 times a day, 1 month. [spoiler](http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1630799/2/istockphoto_1630799_steam_roller.jpg)[/spoiler]
I'm pretty sure I wouldn't feel anything after the first time, and after one month of that 20 times a day... My feet would have to be ground into.. Powder, or something D: I totally wouldn't do this for any amount of money.
6.To have Silver Carve his NSFCD Screen name across your forhead with one of these... [spoiler](http://upload.ecvv.com/upload/Product/200810/China_body_piercing_needle_tattoo_needle200810241413449.jpg)[/spoiler]
It's not so much the pain, or having Silver being in that close proximity to me that's turning me off to this one, it's having a scar that says "Silverhawk79" ON MY FUCKING FOREHEAD for the rest of my life. No deal.
7.To have your Face world wide known as Americas most "Stupidest/Ugliest human being", everyday for 2 years. (it would show on every News program).
Well that would suck... But tolerable, for a price. $20 Million.