Read this. (http://www.scribd.com/doc/12906790/The-True-Story-of-How-Babies-Are-Made)
Do not spoil it for your fellow forumers.
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Nothing past Page 3 will load for me.
Must be for the better, I guess.
That's a lot like the book I read when I was eight, except the one I read explained the process in more detail and had better more realistic nude pictures.
Sexy.
i came.
I had to.
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/2940/moonju.jpg)
My eyes just got raped.
You couldn't pay me enough to get past Page 3 if I was in that book. (http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j242/StarWindWizard7/16x16_man-indifferent-1.gif)
A book I highly recommend for all dumb asses to pick up and read and understand why you guys are all going to fail and work for people like me, is Rich Dad Poor Dad
You will thank me.
Then read the book The magic of thinking big.
Then thank me again :)
Only read chapter 2, 12, 13 of the magic of thinking big. The rest of book is boring and useless.
Quote from: phatyo on November 14, 2010, 09:20:01 PM
A book I highly recommend for all dumb asses to pick up and read and understand why you guys are all going to fail and work for people like me, is Rich Dad Poor Dad
You will thank me.
Then read the book The magic of thinking big.
Then thank me again :)
Only read chapter 2, 12, 13 of the magic of thinking big. The rest of book is boring and useless.
rich dad poor dad what? I think your dad must have cut off air to your brain the last time he throttled you (rightfully so) because that made no sense at all.
The fact you believe you're going to be the boss of anything is not only incredibly hilarious, it's also a little pathetic. Sure, you might end up as a manager of a McDonalds one day -- it's bound to come your way, bound to -- but by then, the rest of us will have college degrees, jobs, and families.
You'll have excess fat, body odour, and low self esteem. Yeah, I'm going to be working for you.
Quote from: Mace on November 14, 2010, 09:27:57 PM
rich dad poor dad what? I think your dad must have cut off air to your brain the last time he throttled you (rightfully so) because that made no sense at all.
The fact you believe you're going to be the boss of anything is not only incredibly hilarious, it's also a little pathetic. Sure, you might end up as a manager of a McDonalds one day -- it's bound to come your way, bound to -- but by then, the rest of us will have college degrees, jobs, and families.
You'll have excess fat, body odour, and low self esteem. Yeah, I'm going to be working for you.
I don't think he's going to hire you now.
"The Mother and baby rest in the hospital and get to know each other. Then the happy Father comes to take them home. The hungry newborn baby sucks milk from his mother's breasts."
Do I win?
Quote from: Mace on November 14, 2010, 09:27:57 PM
rich dad poor dad what? I think your dad must have cut off air to your brain the last time he throttled you (rightfully so) because that made no sense at all.
The fact you believe you're going to be the boss of anything is not only incredibly hilarious, it's also a little pathetic. Sure, you might end up as a manager of a McDonalds one day -- it's bound to come your way, bound to -- but by then, the rest of us will have college degrees, jobs, and families.
You'll have excess fat, body odour, and low self esteem. Yeah, I'm going to be working for you.
The title of the book is rich dad, poor dad. The author of the book is robert kiosaki one of the richest people in the world. While you have your college degree ill be whipping my ass with intercourse ing gold bricks with barely a highschool degree. I probably make more money then you do now by doing almost to nothing. I found the secret to life. It wasn't video games. I put down my controller and poop, I could of had 5 families by now. I work out. Yeah, theres this magical place where spells don't happen and people don't talk over a microphone where you get in shape. Without using a wii. Your going to be in debt out your ass when your done with college. Also if you havnt noticed the econmy is about to collapse your going to be owned by china and work for the rest of your life. Ill be retired by 25. Ill revisit this place( hopefully it still running) ... Just to say I made it and I just came back here every now and then to see how much I'm more successful then some of you are. Not all of you but most of you ;) Thanks for pushing me into making the best out of myself.
btw, school teaches you how to only make a certain amount of money every year. And your learning from someone who obviously failed in life because there a teacher to begging with. How many times you had to learn from a teacher who went back to school to get a higher degree hopping to get a better pay and teach at a higher level? Oh well they do get the higher pay but the school debt equals everything out. So Take this a wake up call. You are going to be working your ass off for the rest of your life. Unless you change your mind set about everything you were already taught of.
Quote from: phatyo on December 02, 2010, 04:15:31 PM
The title of the book is rich dad, poor dad. The author of the book is robert kiosaki one of the richest people in the world. While you have your college degree ill be whipping my ass with intercourse ing gold bricks with barely a highschool degree. I probably make more money then you do now by doing almost to nothing. I found the secret to life. It wasn't video games. I put down my controller and poop, I could of had 5 families by now. I work out. Yeah, theres this magical place where spells don't happen and people don't talk over a microphone where you get in shape. Without using a wii. Your going to be in debt out your ass when your done with college. Also if you havnt noticed the econmy is about to collapse your going to be owned by china and work for the rest of your life. Ill be retired by 25. Ill revisit this place( hopefully it still running) ... Just to say I made it and I just came back here every now and then to see how much I'm more successful then some of you are. Not all of you but most of you ;) Thanks for pushing me into making the best out of myself.
btw, school teaches you how to only make a certain amount of money every year. And your learning from someone who obviously failed in life because there a teacher to begging with. How many times you had to learn from a teacher who went back to school to get a higher degree hopping to get a better pay and teach at a higher level? Oh well they do get the higher pay but the school debt equals everything out. So Take this a wake up call. You are going to be working your ass off for the rest of your life. Unless you change your mind set about everything you were already taught of.
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Quote from: phatyo on December 02, 2010, 04:15:31 PM
The title of the book is rich dad, poor dad. The author of the book is robert kiosaki one of the richest people in the world. While you have your college degree ill be whipping my ass with intercourse ing gold bricks with barely a highschool degree. I probably make more money then you do now by doing almost to nothing. I found the secret to life. It wasn't video games. I put down my controller and poop, I could of had 5 families by now. I work out. Yeah, theres this magical place where spells don't happen and people don't talk over a microphone where you get in shape. Without using a wii. Your going to be in debt out your ass when your done with college. Also if you havnt noticed the econmy is about to collapse your going to be owned by china and work for the rest of your life. Ill be retired by 25. Ill revisit this place( hopefully it still running) ... Just to say I made it and I just came back here every now and then to see how much I'm more successful then some of you are. Not all of you but most of you ;) Thanks for pushing me into making the best out of myself.
btw, school teaches you how to only make a certain amount of money every year. And your learning from someone who obviously failed in life because there a teacher to begging with. How many times you had to learn from a teacher who went back to school to get a higher degree hopping to get a better pay and teach at a higher level? Oh well they do get the higher pay but the school debt equals everything out. So Take this a wake up call. You are going to be working your ass off for the rest of your life. Unless you change your mind set about everything you were already taught of.
Ah, you crack me up with your atrocious spelling and grammar. I know someone who'd probably murder you if he read this.
I want you to prove you make more than me. You seem like the type who wouldn't work for a minute. You gave me a headache, even!
Get over yourself you wigger ass intercourse tard. I deal with enough of you little poopbrained intercourse tards each day for my liking...so much so as to get my mood ruined each time I read this.
Until you can show me this, I won't take this seriously. At all.
If you're not gonna take him seriously, don't take him seriously. I can tell you are taking him very seriously by the way you are getting pissy, calm down and next time be like Silver and just use a pic that will make some users smile at the pic rather than make trolls laugh at your anger.
I think I've seen that "rich dad, poor dad" guy in infomercials before, if it's the same one I'm thinking about.
Quote from: phatyo on December 02, 2010, 04:15:31 PM
The title of the book is rich dad, poor dad. The author of the book is robert kiosaki one of the richest people in the world. While you have your college degree ill be whipping my ass with intercourse ing gold bricks with barely a highschool degree. I probably make more money then you do now by doing almost to nothing. I found the secret to life. It wasn't video games. I put down my controller and poop, I could of had 5 families by now. I work out. Yeah, theres this magical place where spells don't happen and people don't talk over a microphone where you get in shape. Without using a wii. Your going to be in debt out your ass when your done with college. Also if you havnt noticed the econmy is about to collapse your going to be owned by china and work for the rest of your life. Ill be retired by 25. Ill revisit this place( hopefully it still running) ... Just to say I made it and I just came back here every now and then to see how much I'm more successful then some of you are. Not all of you but most of you ;) Thanks for pushing me into making the best out of myself.
btw, school teaches you how to only make a certain amount of money every year. And your learning from someone who obviously failed in life because there a teacher to begging with. How many times you had to learn from a teacher who went back to school to get a higher degree hopping to get a better pay and teach at a higher level? Oh well they do get the higher pay but the school debt equals everything out. So Take this a wake up call. You are going to be working your ass off for the rest of your life. Unless you change your mind set about everything you were already taught of.
Thread derailed.
WHO ELSE BUT PHATYO?
Quote from: JrDude 益 on December 02, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
If you're not gonna take him seriously, don't take him seriously. I can tell you are taking him very seriously by the way you are getting pissy, calm down and next time be like Silver and just use a pic that will make some users smile at the pic rather than make trolls laugh at your anger.
:3
Oh, please, I gotta vent built up anger at SOMETHING >:3
Quote from: Alisaihin on December 02, 2010, 06:17:40 PM
Ah, you crack me up with your atrocious spelling and grammar. I know someone who'd probably murder you if he read this.
I want you to prove you make more than me. You seem like the type who wouldn't work for a minute. You gave me a headache, even!
Get over yourself you wigger ass intercourse tard. I deal with enough of you little poopbrained intercourse tards each day for my liking...so much so as to get my mood ruined each time I read this.
Until you can show me this, I won't take this seriously. At all.
Ill upload some pictures later on. And as for the America getting owned by china just search it up. No I'm not a wigger < What I'm saying sounds crazy at first but thats why we are all broke.
Quote from: JrDude 益 on December 02, 2010, 06:28:46 PM
If you're not gonna take him seriously, don't take him seriously. I can tell you are taking him very seriously by the way you are getting pissy, calm down and next time be like Silver and just use a pic that will make some users smile at the pic rather than make trolls laugh at your anger.
Quote from: phatyo on December 02, 2010, 04:15:31 PM
The title of the book is rich dad, poor dad. The author of the book is robert kiosaki one of the richest people in the world. While you have your college degree ill be whipping my ass with intercourse ing gold bricks with barely a highschool degree. I probably make more money then you do now by doing almost to nothing. I found the secret to life. It wasn't video games. I put down my controller and poop, I could of had 5 families by now. I work out. Yeah, theres this magical place where spells don't happen and people don't talk over a microphone where you get in shape. Without using a wii. Your going to be in debt out your ass when your done with college. Also if you havnt noticed the econmy is about to collapse your going to be owned by china and work for the rest of your life. Ill be retired by 25. Ill revisit this place( hopefully it still running) ... Just to say I made it and I just came back here every now and then to see how much I'm more successful then some of you are. Not all of you but most of you ;) Thanks for pushing me into making the best out of myself.
btw, school teaches you how to only make a certain amount of money every year. And your learning from someone who obviously failed in life because there a teacher to begging with. How many times you had to learn from a teacher who went back to school to get a higher degree hopping to get a better pay and teach at a higher level? Oh well they do get the higher pay but the school debt equals everything out. So Take this a wake up call. You are going to be working your ass off for the rest of your life. Unless you change your mind set about everything you were already taught of.
TL;DR
Not that it would make any sense anyway. After all, it is Phatyo.
http://twitpic.com/37fw5k
http://twitpic.com/37fw5u
Quote from: phatyo on December 14, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
http://twitpic.com/37fw5k
http://twitpic.com/37fw5u
I don't believe you. Post some bank statements.
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Those pics are proof of your idiocy, as you keep that much money in the house, so if something happened to the house, like a fire or something while you weren't home, or maybe someone decides to rob you, you'd lose quite a bit of money.
Also, most people have more than that in the bank.
brb phatyo's house
Quote from: phatyo on December 14, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
http://twitpic.com/37fw5k
http://twitpic.com/37fw5u
Psh, ninnyplease, I get more than that with just tips at my work.
Quote from: phatyo on December 14, 2010, 07:08:43 PM
http://twitpic.com/37fw5k
http://twitpic.com/37fw5u
Why would you even keep this much money at your house
Also, lots of people have this much money. :U
I even have that much money, and I don't even have a job.
I made that much money selling Silver on the street. That should tell you something.
Quote from: Mace on December 15, 2010, 07:24:31 PM
I made that much money selling Silver on the street. That should tell you something.
That the other guy got the worst part of the deal?