It is Christmas time in the NSFCD household. Everything is a little hectic this time of year, you see, since everyone puts their chores off until the last minute. Let's peer in, see how they're all doing.
Silver, father of the NSFCD household, was setting up the decorations. He had already put up the tree, but it was rather crooked. At the moment he was stringing up lights.
Riddler: Dad! DAD!
Silver dropped the lights, causing a number of them to break.
Silver: ಠ_ಠ WHAT?!
Light: When will Uncle Mack get here?
Silver: I don't know, he should be here soon. It'll be the first time you two have seen him since you were babies! Do you remember what he looks like?
Riddler and Light: NOPE!
The two ran off. Riddler and Light are twins. The two are very alike, even if they don't realize it.
Silver cleaned up the broken lights and sighed.
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The twins ran upstairs to Skymyl's room. Without knocking, they opened the door. Skymyl is standing at the window with binoculars.
Skymyl: AHHH. WHY DIDN'T YOU KNOCK?
Riddler: We don't have to. We're older.
Light: Whatcha doin?
Skymyl: NOTHING.
Under his breath he said something about a girl.
Light: What did you say?
Skymyl: What? Nothing!
Riddler: Sounded like you said you were peeping on KJ next door.
Skymyl: WHAT?! NO!
Under his breath he said something about being a liar.
Light: Then why the binoculars?
Skymyl: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
The twins giggled and ran out of the room.
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Throughout the day, the NSFCD household had many visitors. The neighbor couple PsychoYoshi and Rius came caroling, "Don we now our gay apparel, fa la la..." Bluaki from down the road brought cookies for the family. Doodle stopped by to smash the family's snowman, but was stopped by his buddy Kilroy, who convinced Doodle to make snow angels with him instead. JrDude came out of the NSFCD house to join the pair. Zovi drove by the house in his bus and blasted some Christmas beats.
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After Silver had cleaned up the broken light bulbs, he hung the cards he received on the front door, including one from cousin ThirdKoopa, who unfortunately was stuck in Dubai and couldn't visit this year. Magnum had sent a rather large card, exclaiming "HAPPY HANNUKAH!" Red7js sent a card with an image of himself on it, wearing nothing but a Santa hat and a red thong.
Riddler and Light again came in distracting their father.
Riddler: Dad!
Silver accidentally ripped the card he got from Snorkel, but then he thought to himself, "Oh well."
Silver: WHAT?
Light: Can we have an early present?
Riddler: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?
Silver: Well, I can't do that, you have to wait for Santa!
Riddler and Light: BUT WE WANT IT NOW!!
Silver: I'm sorry boys. But if it counts for anything, there are cookies in the kit-
Before he could even finish his sentence, Riddler was already all over the treat. Everyone in the house knew how much Riddler loved cookies.
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Nighttime drew nearer, and the household quieted down. Only a few more hours until it was officially Christmas.
Grandpa Super relaxed in front of the television, drinking eggnog and humming a Christmas tune. Aunt Shujinco and Uncle Night tucked in their son, JrDude, after reading him "The Night Before Christmas."
Riddler and Light waited anxiously, dying to find out what they would get for presents. They had felt they had been good boys all year and expected something great. Skymyl had already fallen asleep and was dreaming about the girl next door.
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As the NSFCD household slept, Mystic Claus dropped in through the chimney. Wearing a chain in his pocket and a single white glove, he brought the spirit of the King of Pop into Christmas.
Mystic: HE HE HE, MERRY CHRISTMAS, SHAMON!
Mystic ate the cookies that were left out and left presents under the tree, then walked out the front door.
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The clock struck 6AM and Silver wasn't yet awake. His broken alarm clock clearly wasn't going to wake him up. But that didn't matter, as Riddler and Light came rushing into the room.
Riddler: WAKE UP DAD!
Light: IT'S CHRISTMAS!
The twins ran around the house waking every family member up. Grandpa Super headed straight for the fridge to find the nog, Jrdude woke up his parents, and Skymyl staggered out to the living room half asleep.
Riddler and Light eagerly opened their presents, only to be shocked by what they found.
Riddler: WHAT?!
Light: IS THIS A JOKE?
The boys had found coal in their boxes.
Riddler: Coal? But.. But...
Light: I was a good boy...
Skymyl opened his present quietly. His eyes quickly widened. In his box was a large stack of Yuri magazines.
Skymyl: This is the best Christmas EVER!!!
The doorbell rang. Silver opened the door to find the next door neighbor girl had stopped by. He invited her in.
KJ: I just wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas!
She entered the house and Skymyl turned dark red. As KJ walked around the house giving everyone a hug, he hid his blushing face.
KJ: "Skymyl? Aren't you gonna come say hi to me?"
He looked up. She was standing under the mistletoe. He walked over nervously, and she gave him a kiss on the cheek. Under his breath he said something about the greatest Christmas.
Aunt Shujinco and Uncle Night watched as JrDude opened up his presents in delight.
Grandpa Super was beginning to run out of eggnog.
Riddler and Light were rather upset. Their brother got amazing gifts, but they got coal? They whined and complained until Silver couldn't take it anymore.
Silver: KIDS! KIDS! KIDS! It was a joke! Look under the tree!
The twins looked and were surprised to find another present for each. For Riddler, it was a toy heart. For Light, a toy brain. The two were vastly confused, but it soon made sense. Riddler was rather mean at times, and Light often acted without thinking. They hugged their dad and thanked him, realizing this was a true gift.
The doorbell rang again. Silver opened the door to reveal Uncle Mack had finally made it! But... why was his face wrapped up?
Silver: Brother! Is everything ok?
Riddler: Uncle Mack! Why is your face wrapped up?
Mack: This, my dear family, is a mystery for another day. I'll explain later.
Light: But I don't remember what you look like!
Mack: Don't you worry, you'll see someday. Anyway, Merry Christmas everyone!
The End.
This explains so much.
This is amazing.
wheres the part where im a drunken godfather trying to sing christmas carols
god darn
this was posted last year was it not? I can't remember
Quote from: Mace on December 25, 2010, 12:21:03 AM
this was posted last year was it not? I can't remember
Ooh, ooh, I remember!
[spoiler]It was for the NSFCD Olympics.[/spoiler]
lol, this was great!
Post of the...Christmas.
This is canon.
Quote from: Mace on December 25, 2010, 12:21:03 AM
this was posted last year was it not? I can't remember
NSFCD Olympics [spoiler]whichinevergotmyprizefor[/spoiler].
Merry Christmas, everyone :D
I feel left out.