Okay, today I was taking a dump when all of a sudden I felt this huge terd coming up. I pushed as hard as I could and then it came out - but it also ripped my anus in half and now I'm bleeding like crazy. What should I do?
Cum.
I... don't even know what to think of this.
Move to Bel Air.
Quote from: Cyan Garamonde on January 04, 2011, 09:41:01 AM
Move to Bel Air.
Ah, thanks! I knew Square Enix would help. They're pretty experienced with taking dumps. =)
i had this friend who told me this story of how he was in fire school and someone mentioned this
this kid burst out into laughter and just barely makes out "you tear yourself a new poop hole when you want to take a poop"
they now call that kid captain hook
my penis just fell off what do i do
Was it you that broke the plumbing and put the raccoon in the sink?
Quote from: Neko on January 04, 2011, 10:17:57 AM
Ah, thanks! I knew Square Enix would help. They're pretty experienced with taking dumps. =)
HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
I recognize this from an old Nsider troll thread.