For example.
I'm playing TF2, right? I've got Winamp on shuffle in the background. I just dominated some guy, so I'm feeling good. Right as I dominate another guy (sniping is fun :D), The Final Countdown comes on. I came.
Put the rum away and go to bed.
Quote from: Kayo on March 01, 2011, 04:26:00 AM
Put the rum away and go to bed.
I wasn't even drunk when I made this ಥ_ಥ
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 01, 2011, 09:30:36 AM
I wasn't even drunk when I made this ಥ_ಥ
Then you were just extra derp for no reason?
I'mokwiththis
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME!? I EVEN JUST SAID I FINALLY GOT IT TO WORK AND WANTED TO ROCK WITH SOME PEOPLE FROM HERE!
YOU'RE A JERK!!!!
Quote from: Magnum on March 01, 2011, 01:35:03 PM
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME!? I EVEN JUST SAID I FINALLY GOT IT TO WORK AND WANTED TO ROCK WITH SOME PEOPLE FROM HERE!
YOU'RE A JERK!!!!
OH SNAP YOU JUST GOT ASSASSINATED!!!
Or like
When you're playing Pokémon
And the opponent has loads of Defensive boosts and poop and your attacks do little damage and you're on your last pokemon, and your counter to that certain opponent is fainted. And you're like "OH FUCK I'LL NEVER WIN LEFTOVERS FDJH"
Then you get a critical hit.
And the opponent dies.
That's something to likely occur in the "Hax" Tower.
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 01, 2011, 03:36:49 PM
That's something to likely occur in the "Hax" Tower.
No that's when you paralyze something, and their Synchronize hits you back. They are able to attack every turn without fail, but you're fully paralyzed 5 turns in a row. Then you die.
Or worse, when it happens with Freeze status.
Quote from: Kayo on March 01, 2011, 03:38:23 PM
No that's when you paralyze something, and their Synchronize hits you back. They are able to attack every turn without fail, but you're fully paralyzed 5 turns in a row. Then you die.
Or worse, when it happens with Freeze status.
Being that the computer is a cheating bastard, that always happens. X_X;;
Quote from: Nayrman on March 01, 2011, 03:43:02 PM
Being that the computer is a cheating bastard, that always happens. X_X;;
Or
>they double team once
Suddenly 75% of your attacks fail. So you decide to be cheap
>You double team 3 times
All their attacks hit
>You double team 6 times
Their attack still hits and critical hits and kills you
Quote from: Doodle on March 01, 2011, 12:50:25 PM
LUCKSMAN
>implying it doesn't take skill to use Huntsman well
Quote from: Magnum on March 01, 2011, 01:35:03 PM
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME!? I EVEN JUST SAID I FINALLY GOT IT TO WORK AND WANTED TO ROCK WITH SOME PEOPLE FROM HERE!
YOU'RE A JERK!!!!
Because...I didn't know? :(
Quote from: Kayo on March 01, 2011, 03:48:05 PM
Or
>they double team once
Suddenly 75% of your attacks fail. So you decide to be cheap
>You double team 3 times
All their attacks hit
>You double team 6 times
Their attack still hits and critical hits and kills you
Exactly. That's why I never double team.
Or how about you use your best attack and it criticals, but they have about one HP left, the trainer uses a full restore, and your next attack misses. Such a pain.
You guys are all really lame. D:
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 01, 2011, 03:48:07 PM
>implying it doesn't take skill to use Huntsman well
It doesn't. The huntsman is a noob weapon, lol. Soon you'll be telling me it takes skill to play Heavy or Pyro.
-ParaHax
-FlincHax
-FreezeHax
-Miss-Hax/Hit-Hax
-SleepHax
-CriticalHax
-ConfuseHax
And much more.
Here are a few examples from people that have experienced "major" hax issues:
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/rpg/pokemondiamond/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-45690706&pid=925601
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/rpg/pokemonheartgold/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-57489176&pid=960099
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/rpg/pokemonplatinum/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-50234693&pid=946308&tag=stitialclk;gamespace
http://www.gamespot.com/ds/rpg/pokemondiamond/show_msgs.php?topic_id=m-1-43006602&pid=925601&page=0
And a few YT videos to top it off:
MISS/HIT-HAX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dKQb_gS3x8&feature=fvwrel
CRITICAL/MISS/HIT/ITEM/PARAHAX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcSbFnXr4Q8&feature=related
MISS/HIT-HAX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nVieV4Hu0I
FREEZEHAX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KOFSr0PS5U&feature=related
Notice how all of these occur in the BT.
Quote from: Nayrman on March 01, 2011, 03:52:13 PM
Exactly. That's why I never double team.
Or how about you use your best attack and it criticals, but they have about one HP left, the trainer uses a full restore, and your next attack misses. Such a pain.
I don't double team either. It's cheap. Sadly there's no double team clause in-game. That's why that intercourse ing double team Garchomp always kills me in the battle tower.
ConfuseHax is so funny.
Quote from: Custom on March 01, 2011, 03:58:11 PM
You guys are all really lame. D:
It doesn't. The huntsman is a noob weapon, lol. Soon you'll be telling me it takes skill to play Heavy or Pyro.
But...but...
I'm guessing this is the reason 1-Hit KO moves are banned from competitive play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JZenpadrOY
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 03, 2011, 01:49:10 PM
I'm guessing this is the reason 1-Hit KO moves are banned from competitive play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JZenpadrOY
Yo, Smashin.
[spoiler]ASSASSINATED.[/spoiler]
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 03, 2011, 01:49:10 PM
I'm guessing this is the reason 1-Hit KO moves are banned from competitive play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JZenpadrOY
Always happens to me.
Quote from: SkyMyl on March 03, 2011, 01:58:19 PM
Yo, Smashin.
[spoiler]ASSASSINATED.[/spoiler]
But I'm just an innocent bystander.
Quote from: Kayo on March 03, 2011, 01:59:38 PM
Always happens to me.
In a row?
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 03, 2011, 02:12:38 PM
But I'm just an innocent bystander.
In a row?
No, you're the Rogue.
And yes. ;_;
Quote from: Kayo on March 03, 2011, 02:31:58 PM
No, you're the Rogue.
And yes. ;_;
Nope.avi
It's MYL.
Don't 1-hit KO moves ignore evasion clause?
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 03, 2011, 02:42:46 PM
Nope.avi
It's MYL.
Don't 1-hit KO moves ignore evasion clause?
Evasion clause? What? If what you're saying is, do they ignore Evasion boosts, then probably. Their accuracy is calculated just like any other moves, but it's just a much lower number: 30%. I'm not quite sure though, this just makes sense this way.
Quote from: Kayo on March 03, 2011, 03:32:49 PM
Evasion clause? What? If what you're saying is, do they ignore Evasion boosts, then probably. Their accuracy is calculated just like any other moves, but it's just a much lower number: 30%. I'm not quite sure though, this just makes sense this way.
I believe it has something to do with a users level.
Something like this:
1HKO Accuracy = User's lvl - Opponent's lvl + 30.
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 03, 2011, 04:12:04 PM
I believe it has something to do with a users level.
Something like this:
1HKO Accuracy = User's lvl - Opponent's lvl + 30.
Yeah now I remember, I knew it increased with level difference, and actually that formula is sounding about right. So an equal levels it'll still be 30%. And pretty much all battling is done at equal level, unless you're just training in-game.
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on March 01, 2011, 03:48:07 PM
>implying it doesn't take skill to use Huntsman well
>implying sitting up on 2fort waiting for people to run outside does
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
Quote from: Kayo on March 03, 2011, 04:16:59 PM
Yeah now I remember, I knew it increased with level difference, and actually that formula is sounding about right. So an equal levels it'll still be 30%. And pretty much all battling is done at equal level, unless you're just training in-game.
That would be correct.
If a person's level is higher than the user it will instantly fail.
Fighting Metal Samus in Melee on Very Hard with Pichu. That was probably the most epic battle I've ever participated in. It was 1 stock on 1 stock, and we both reached 180%, and I was in the air. Samus had her arm cannon fully charged, and decided to use it on me at that time. I had JUST enough time to touch the ground and pull up my shield, which reflected it and killed her.
Not to mention all the poop we did before hand. Best battle ever.
Except computers aren't hard... Can easily be manipulated, etc., etc., etc. Boy I feel like I'm on the old smash board on Nsider.
Well, at lease you had fun doing it.
Quote from: Nayrman on March 04, 2011, 07:57:48 AM
Except computers aren't hard... Can easily be manipulated, etc., etc., etc. Boy I feel like I'm on the old smash board on Nsider.
Well, at lease you had fun doing it.
Except yes they are. If you choose to make them easy with tactics like that, then I don't understand why you'd play the game in the first place.
Also, any of my epic moments came with Allegretto. He remembers them better. Ask him.
Level 9 CPUs are just like the ever so aggressive Fighting Wire Frames from Melee in Cruel Brawl.
i'm on like nsfcd and somebody actually posts, my mind was simply blown
Must be like that thing where really sick people seem to start getting better before they finally kick the bucket.
that moment when the sexy lady over there <<<< won the most amazing music competition known to europeans
Quote from: ME86 on March 04, 2011, 01:09:46 PM
i'm on like nsfcd and somebody actually posts, my mind was simply blown
Ikr. Isn't that amazing?
When the new posts have been coming in as fast as I can type for once.
Quote from: Negative Vibes on March 04, 2011, 01:26:49 PM
Ikr. Isn't that amazing?
it makes my little heart flutter with joy
ɛiɜ
when jesus comes down from the sky
Quote from: Magnum on March 04, 2011, 11:01:02 AM
Except yes they are. If you choose to make them easy with tactics like that, then I don't understand why you'd play the game in the first place.
Also, any of my epic moments came with Allegretto. He remembers them better. Ask him.
Except no they're not. The higher the level the more aggressive they get. That's it. They don't try to use mindgames, they don't try and real tactics. Just attack, attack, attack. They're painfully easy even on the highest levels.
Quote from: Nayrman on March 04, 2011, 01:50:26 PM
Except no they're not. The higher the level the more aggressive they get. That's it. They don't try to use mindgames, they don't try and real tactics. Just attack, attack, attack. They're painfully easy even on the highest levels.
That's what I pretty much stated, lol.