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Title: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Custom on August 13, 2011, 06:57:42 PM
when i was a downer and couldn't type and didn't capitalize anything and never used periods or apostrophes, I typed extremely slow
as I got a little older I used to post lyrics on this dumb anime forum thing because it was a madhouse
i used to want to type as fast as the lyrics in the songs went, so i mastered that

now i can type fast and with flawless everything
except for on this forum because i'm lazy and don't give a intercourse  what you all think of me

okay story shared now you share
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Doodle on August 13, 2011, 07:04:43 PM
this one time my dog was intercourse ing a stuffed animal and I watched
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Custom on August 13, 2011, 07:32:01 PM
i have video footage of that happening
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 13, 2011, 09:22:30 PM
I type quickly when it matters. Otherwise I don't care. Yup.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: TheDarkChief on August 13, 2011, 09:43:23 PM
ever since like elementary i've always typed ridiculously fast for some reason. i always rest my keys on the small tabs f and j, but after that i never followed anything else. i always capitalize with my left pinky, even if its any letter on the left side of the keyboard. i just shift my fingers over one key, thats all
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Kayo on August 13, 2011, 09:48:28 PM
I don't think I ever use right shift
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Custom on August 14, 2011, 01:25:26 AM
Quote from: Kayo on August 13, 2011, 09:48:28 PM
I don't think I ever use right shift

does anyone?
right shift sucks cock
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Kayo on August 14, 2011, 12:39:47 PM
Quote from: Custom on August 14, 2011, 01:25:26 AM
does anyone?
right shift sucks cock
Hey, there's a Ctrl and Alt on the right side of the spacebar too. I don't think i ever use those either.

I rarely use alt anyway

Wow I don't need half my keys
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: BOREDFOREVER on August 14, 2011, 07:23:17 PM
When I went to work for a mutual fund corp we had to take typing classes every morning for the first two months.  That helped some.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Flying Chickens on August 14, 2011, 11:09:03 PM
When I was living in the orphanage, we had only 3 minutes on the computer alone each day.
I learned to type extremely fast so that I could get to the porn as fast as possible.
One day I had 2 minutes and 53 seconds left when I got to the video.

That was the best day ever.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Kayo on August 15, 2011, 12:55:53 AM
Quote from: Hover Poultry on August 14, 2011, 11:09:03 PM
When I was living in the orphanage, we had only 3 minutes on the computer alone each day.
I learned to type extremely fast so that I could get to the porn as fast as possible.
One day I had 2 minutes and 53 seconds left when I got to the video.

That was the best day ever.
But how long was the video
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Custom on August 15, 2011, 11:04:56 PM
Quote from: Hover Poultry on August 14, 2011, 11:09:03 PM
When I was living in the orphanage, we had only 3 minutes on the computer alone each day.
I learned to type extremely fast so that I could get to the porn as fast as possible.
One day I had 2 minutes and 53 seconds left when I got to the video.

That was the best day ever.

what is your icon of
this chinese girl had it on a shirt today in japanese class
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Flying Chickens on August 15, 2011, 11:28:47 PM
Quote from: Custom on August 15, 2011, 11:04:56 PM
what is your icon of
this chinese girl had it on a shirt today in japanese class
Dr. Gonzo. It's essentially Ralph Steadman's caricature of Hunter S. Thompson, even though Dr. Gonzo is the nickname for his attorney.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas reference, essentially.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: JrDude on August 16, 2011, 12:54:55 AM
I learned to type fast by typing a lot. One class had a teaching tool to help learn where all the keys were, didn't help because I cheated (the tool is something that covers the keys so you can't see them). For some reason, for many years, I had trouble with the letter "P," as I always had to look for it. But now I can type a poop load fairly quickly without even looking at my keyboard or my computer screen. I often even realize, "oops, that's not where that letter is, backspace! oops, hit 2 keys at a time, DOUBLE BACKSPACE"

There's some typing facts about me.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Syncopathic on August 16, 2011, 04:32:08 AM
normally i don't capitalize poop if i don't give a intercourse .


Though, if I'm being a dick towards someone, I will.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Allegretto on August 22, 2011, 03:57:32 PM
I took typing classes in 6th grade.
Top of the class.
I continued to get better and better with my more frequent use of the internet and bam 120 wpm.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Custom on August 23, 2011, 05:02:21 PM
Quote from: Allegretto on August 22, 2011, 03:57:32 PM
I took typing classes in 6th grade.
Top of the class.
I continued to get better and better with my more frequent use of the internet and bam 120 wpm.

that story wasn't as cool
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Kayo on August 23, 2011, 06:25:30 PM
Quote from: Allegretto on August 22, 2011, 03:57:32 PM
I took typing classes in 6th grade.
Top of the class.
I continued to get better and better with my more frequent use of the internet and bam 120 wpm.
that was a pretty weak ending.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Flying Chickens on August 23, 2011, 09:42:27 PM
Quote from: Allegretto on August 22, 2011, 03:57:32 PM
I took typing classes in 6th grade.
Top of the class.
I continued to get better and better with my more frequent use of the internet and bam 120 wpm.
I'm still waiting for the interesting part.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Depster on August 24, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
You gotta be able to type quickly in order to sell stuff in Runescape.  Yeah xD

Right now I think I'm around 90 wpm
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Kayo on August 25, 2011, 04:53:53 AM
Quote from: Depster on August 24, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
You gotta be able to type quickly in order to sell stuff in Runescape.  Yeah xD

Right now I think I'm around 90 wpm

Quote from: Depster on August 24, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
sell stuff
Quote from: Depster on August 24, 2011, 07:34:12 PM
Runescape.
I don't have a fitting reaction image for this. Where's MYL when we need him?
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Depster on August 25, 2011, 10:02:36 AM
BAHAHAHA!!

I knew I'd get lulz for posting that xD
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Silverhawk79 on August 25, 2011, 10:33:56 AM
Quote from: Kayo on August 25, 2011, 04:53:53 AM
I don't have a fitting reaction image for this. Where's MYL when we need him?
(http://i.imgur.com/23ZxJ.jpg)
This work?
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Custom on August 25, 2011, 05:22:58 PM
no silver that one is awful
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Kayo on August 25, 2011, 06:07:45 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 25, 2011, 10:33:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/23ZxJ.jpg)
This work?
..n-no... not at all D:
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Custom on August 25, 2011, 09:07:19 PM
awful/10
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Lotos on September 06, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
Quote from: Custom on August 14, 2011, 01:25:26 AM
does anyone?
right shift sucks cock

I use the right shift.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: CoasterKid93 on September 06, 2011, 05:10:27 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on August 25, 2011, 10:33:56 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/23ZxJ.jpg)
This work?

UGH =(
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Kayo on September 06, 2011, 05:55:39 PM
Quote from: Lotos on September 06, 2011, 04:16:17 PM
I use the right shift.
Hipster.
Title: Re: how i gained the ability to type at 120wpm
Post by: Ravioli on September 06, 2011, 08:32:22 PM
Quote from: Kayo on September 06, 2011, 05:55:39 PM
Hipster.
You spelled 'faggot' incorrectly.