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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: JrDude on May 08, 2013, 12:29:19 AM

Title: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: JrDude on May 08, 2013, 12:29:19 AM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/405852_308405942623776_834472211_n.jpg)
Juuuuuuuuuu (http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1046/j.1464-410X.2003.04319.x/abstract;jsessionid=D14E27AD8104DC028A006643C0540607.d02t03)uuuuuuuuuust so you know.

Stay healthy.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Custom on May 08, 2013, 10:19:40 AM
uhhhhhhhh
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Kayo on May 08, 2013, 05:42:09 PM
If I do it fifteen times a week does that reduce the risk by 100%?
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Silverhawk79 on May 08, 2013, 07:48:11 PM
if I do it 20 times a week then do I cure other people's cancers
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: k-fizzy on May 08, 2013, 09:21:42 PM
Five times a day.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Custom on May 08, 2013, 10:25:18 PM
if you guys actually did it that much your intercourse ing dick skin would tear j/s
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: JrDude on May 09, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Get laid.
Reduce the risk of tearing your dick skin, but still ejaculate with the same results. Side Effects: She may scream "RAPE!" and you may go to prison, or you may gain a child, which is similar to prison except without the buttrape.
If you lose dick skin with this method, call an exorcist gynecologist or something, because something's probably wrong.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Super on May 09, 2013, 04:23:11 AM
This threads hurts my brain testicles.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Custom on May 09, 2013, 06:19:03 AM
lol @ jrdude getting laid
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Zero on May 09, 2013, 06:11:46 PM
Quote from: JrDude 益 on May 09, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Get laid.
Reduce the risk of tearing your dick skin, but still ejaculate with the same results. Side Effects: She may scream "RAPE!" and you may go to prison, or you may gain a child, which is similar to prison except without the buttrape.
If you lose dick skin with this method, call an exorcist gynecologist or something, because something's probably wrong.

oh god i spat my water all over my monitor thanks
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Kayo on May 09, 2013, 07:56:53 PM
Quote from: JrDude 益 on May 09, 2013, 04:12:29 AM
Get laid.
Reduce the risk of tearing your dick skin, but still ejaculate with the same results. Side Effects: She may scream "RAPE!" and you may go to prison, or you may gain a child, which is similar to prison except without the buttrape.
If you lose dick skin with this method, call an exorcist gynecologist or something, because something's probably wrong.
Is that an invitation? I'm free on Saturday.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: JrDude on May 09, 2013, 11:57:24 PM
Quote from: Zero on May 09, 2013, 06:11:46 PM
oh god i spat my water all over my monitor thanks
No problem. Your monitor was looking a little dirty, I thought it could use some cleaning.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: RazorFilledCandy on May 10, 2013, 08:23:34 AM
what are the science facts for girls
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Britz on May 10, 2013, 09:25:34 AM
Quote from: RazorFilledCandy on May 10, 2013, 08:23:34 AM
what are the science facts for girls

Changing your diet and taking the pill (or being pregnant) supposedly helps reduce ovarian cancer.
AKA nothing fun.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: RazorFilledCandy on May 10, 2013, 04:11:32 PM
Quote from: Britz on May 10, 2013, 09:25:34 AM
Changing your diet and taking the pill (or being pregnant) supposedly helps reduce ovarian cancer.
AKA nothing fun.
woooooooooooooooooow ): no fun allowed
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Custom on May 10, 2013, 04:15:45 PM
the bean
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: RazorFilledCandy on May 10, 2013, 04:18:31 PM
Quote from: Custom on May 10, 2013, 04:15:45 PM
the bean
flicking it won't help this time
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: whatwewishfor on May 10, 2013, 04:20:17 PM
doctor robotnicks mean bean machine
its what you think
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Britz on May 10, 2013, 07:52:13 PM
Quote from: goldfishman on May 10, 2013, 04:20:17 PM
doctor robotnicks mean bean machine
its what you think
That sounds terrifying.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: Super on May 10, 2013, 10:52:23 PM
We should have Achievements on NSFCD.


Get Laid While Browsing Power On - 20 pts.
Title: Re: Jack It Up (67k warning)
Post by: JrDude on May 11, 2013, 12:48:25 AM
There's already an Achievement System Super.
And that's the only achievement.

But no one's gotten it. So no one knows it exists.