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Generally Speaking => Power On => Topic started by: Johnny Ringo on October 18, 2007, 04:08:17 PM

Title: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: Johnny Ringo on October 18, 2007, 04:08:17 PM
We've got turkey's in our neighborhood right? Well not too long ago I opened the window blinds to discover a gang of them loitering outside my window. Normally I'd chase them about a block and call it a day. But I wasn't in the mood for running at the moment so I just walked over and scared them off.

One of the Turkey's had decided to take a crap right in our walkway. I've got half a mind to track those fowl down and do a bit of depositing in their nest, see how they like the feel of cold feces between their toes.

What wildlife do you have where you live?
Title: Re: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: Riosan on October 18, 2007, 04:08:55 PM
Mah bird in his cage. :3

Oh, and squrrels.
Title: Re: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: JMV on October 18, 2007, 04:09:53 PM
Squirrels
Birds
A few turkeys near KFC
Rats
Homeless people
Raccoons
Chipmunks
Title: Re: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: HoganM on October 18, 2007, 04:10:24 PM
Quote from: Johnny Ringo on October 18, 2007, 04:08:17 PM
I've got half a mind to track those fowl down and do a bit of depositing in their nest, see how they like the feel of cold feces between their toes.
Lol :D

Mostly raccoons, squirlls (sp?), and some deer. There was a bear at my neighbors house, and we have the occasional turkey.
Title: Re: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: Riosan on October 18, 2007, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 18, 2007, 04:09:53 PM
Homeless people

You win.
Title: Re: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: BOSSNIG on October 18, 2007, 04:11:16 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 18, 2007, 04:09:53 PM
Squirrels
Birds
A few turkeys near KFC
Rats
Homeless people/Hobos/Anoying Bastards
Raccoons
Chipmunks

Title: Re: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: Commander Awesome on October 18, 2007, 04:21:53 PM
17 - 10 = 7.

I belive that Bungie sent those chickens in order to enlist your aid in their plot for World Domination.
Title: Re: I had seventeen turkey's in my front yard.
Post by: Trini on October 18, 2007, 04:33:04 PM
Wild hogs used to come out at night and tear up people's yards. Most were too scared to even leave after sunset. We also have deer. My neighborhood is built around a small patch of forest. Where a small portion connects to much much larger forest. So some of the wildlife live around us.