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Game-o-rama => Console Gaming => Topic started by: JrDude on October 28, 2007, 04:23:52 PM

Title: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: JrDude on October 28, 2007, 04:23:52 PM
(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/lucas/lucas_071001c-l.jpg)
Does That look like PK Fire/Flash?
Does That look like it's an ^B?

I rest my case.
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: StarWindWizard7 on October 28, 2007, 04:54:01 PM
It looks like Ness's "Down B" to me.  :P
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Java on October 28, 2007, 05:08:44 PM
Quote from: StarWindWizard7 on October 28, 2007, 04:54:01 PM
It looks like Ness's "Down B" to me.  :P
Except Ness' Down B surrounds him.
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Cornwad on October 28, 2007, 05:10:19 PM
I would have chosen the snake picture :P
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Biggerboo456 on October 30, 2007, 12:17:30 PM
Yeah I was thinking Lucas would have a differnt move set then Ness
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: DededeCloneChris on October 30, 2007, 12:24:20 PM
I HAVE THE REAL PROOF NOW!
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Macawmoses on October 30, 2007, 05:42:15 PM
Umm, wait, what are we proving? K...he MAY be different, but that does not kill the fact that Ness MAY not be in Brawl! Just pointing a little something out....we all know someone is going to be sacrificed! O_o
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: DededeCloneChris on October 30, 2007, 07:24:04 PM
Here is the proof why Ness won't make it.

Lucas was playing random video games in his random house in a random town (I don't know the name of his hometown, and I'm too lazy to look it up) when all of a sudden, a random door appeared out of nowhere!
Lucas looked up from his video games, looked at it for about a minute, then

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Lucas screamed, falling off his bed, which made his video game fly through they air, out the window, in the garbage can, which was conviniently picked up by the garbage man. Lucas looked up and looked about ready to cry. Before he realised it, he was walking to the random door. He opened it and walked in. Inside the door was a chair engulfed in a spotlight, "Another chair..." Lucas sniffled. Lucas sat in it and nearly sobbed.

Suddenly, he heard some music, coming from a (very) hard to notice window attatched to the roof. The music had lyrics.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You better learn my name, 'cause it's

Ashley!

She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanist potions

You might be the ingredient I seek

Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor

You better be afraid of the great

Ashley!

She doesn't play with dolls and she never combs her hair

Who has time for girly things like that?

Eye of newt

I cast a hex on you

Grandma's wig

This'll make you big

Kitten s-

The last part died out, and a voice sighed.

"Can't wait 'till the game comes out."

The voice noticed Lucas.

"Oh. Is it time already?"

The voice looked at his watch.

"Five to eight. Right on time."

"Why the HECK were you listening to a WarioWare song?" Lucas asked, "And why was it sung an' played differently? And why was it cut off? And what are you talking about? And what-"

"Geez, you ask a lot'a questions. I was listening to it because it's going to be in the new Smash Bros. game as one of the themes of the WarioWare stage. It was sung an' played differently because it was sung an' played by different people. It was cut off because it was only a sample of the entire song. The answer to your last question, however, is confidential."

"Aww..." Lucas whined.

"Anyway... Lucas of where-ever-the-heck-your-from..."

"I'm not from there, I'm from-"

"Lucas... He was Mary in the 'Birth of Jesus' Christmas concert."

"What!? I nev-"

"Lucas... He plans on killing, and eventually replacing, Ness."

"That's not tr-"

"Lucas... He uses lights instead of using PSI magic."

"What the hec-"

"Lucas... He's always being interrupted by a mysterious voice."

"Now THAT'S the tru-"

"Lucas... He's always getting embarresed by his big brother."

"Oh, com-"

"Lucas... He named his cat after an infamous orange, extremly fat cat."

"Garfield? I never nam-"

"Lucas... There is a demonic spirit following him."

"Now that's just sa-"

"Lucas... He is... he is... gonna stop being insulted."

"Wha-"

"I mean, I'm gonna stop insulting him."

"How about you sto-"

"I mean, I've been doin' this for twenty three chapters, almost. I mean, I've just GOTTA draw the line somewhere."

"A wonderful idea, I secon-"

"Maybe i could get a job at McDonald's, or I could start a video game company. Perferably the former."

"Mmmm... I love McDon-"

"Yeah, y'know what, I'm gonna go work at McDonald's!"

"That's good to hea-"

"And I'm going to continue interrupting you."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lucas shouted and ran out of the room.

"...Okay, I just decided to continue this job of insulting the Smashers. It's way more fun than saying, 'Hi! May I take your order?'. Well, they don't say that at McDonald's, but, you know what I mean." The voice clicked a button on his keyboard.

Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion?

You'd better learn my name, 'cause it's

Ashely!

Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: DededeCloneChris on October 30, 2007, 07:29:25 PM
He IS gonna replace Ness! Or he will kill him! :O
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Triforceman22 on October 30, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
Ness better be in...

also lets sacrifice the doc, and Pichu. :P
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Java on October 30, 2007, 09:05:42 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on October 30, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
Ness better be in...

also lets sacrifice the doc, and Pichu. :P
Pichu first.

Doc is one of my mains. :P
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Shujinco2 on October 31, 2007, 05:02:47 AM
Quote from: Java_Java on October 30, 2007, 09:05:42 PM
Quote from: Triforceman22 on October 30, 2007, 07:38:00 PM
Ness better be in...

also lets sacrifice the doc, and Pichu. :P
Pichu first.

Doc is one of my mains. :P
I like pichu!

He's my 7th best character, just below Ness, Jigglypuff,  Ice Climbers, Peach, Mr. G&W and y. link.
Title: Re: KINDA Proof How Lucas Will Be Different Than Ness
Post by: Dei Enyt on October 31, 2007, 02:11:34 PM
Quote from: wiiboychris on October 30, 2007, 07:29:25 PM
He IS gonna replace Ness! Or he will kill him! :O

Wow, once again you've told us something when NOBODY ELSE has given us direct confirmation!  I'm amazed!  :O