....And they're all like "TRIK OR TREET!!!!!!!1` :) (GIVE US CANDY >:()", what are you supposed to say? It feels awkward opening the door and silently handing out candy.
ADVICE PLEASE. :(
"Happy Halloween"
"Nice costume"
"Cool *insert costume name here* costume!"
give them fake smiles and be like 'What are you supposed to be little boy/girl?!' ;)
and then compliment them. Just act natural, I dunno.
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on October 31, 2007, 05:16:30 PM
"Happy Halloween"
"Nice costume"
"Cool *insert costume name here* costume!"
Okay, thanks.
I'm kind of socially retarded. :(
Kids: Trick or treat!
Me: What the hell are you supposed to be?
Kids: *Name of costume*
Me: Well its ugly, take some candy and get out of my face.
I hope that helps :) :P
Quote from: Phaze on October 31, 2007, 05:20:06 PM
Kids: Trick or treat!
Me: What the hell are you supposed to be?
Kids: *Name of costume*
Me: Well its ugly, take some candy and get out of my face.
I hope that helps :) :P
Lulz, I'll try that on someone I know. :P
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 31, 2007, 05:19:02 PM
Quote from: WiinolikePS3 on October 31, 2007, 05:16:30 PM
"Happy Halloween"
"Nice costume"
"Cool *insert costume name here* costume!"
Okay, thanks.
I'm kind of socially retarded. :(
Me too, but most of them are just little kids...
Most of them.
For the older ppl, just say hi and give 'em their candy.
Come off as a pedo, that really gets to them.
-blank stare-
-pulls out Colt .45, cocks it-
-kids run screaming-
I just throw candy at their faces and shut the door.
*opens the door suddenly*
I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY! NOW GO AWAY, I'M MAKING SOUP!
Quote from: Insane Asylum on October 31, 2007, 05:46:28 PM
*opens the door suddenly*
I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY! NOW GO AWAY, I'M MAKING SOUP!
I though you lived in a cottage
Quote from: Yukiko on October 31, 2007, 05:47:11 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on October 31, 2007, 05:46:28 PM
*opens the door suddenly*
I DON'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CANDY! NOW GO AWAY, I'M MAKING SOUP!
I though you lived in a cottage
I frequently go into the main house. I have to eat, you know. >_> And slump onto the couch and watch TV when my brother goes to bed.
A couple kids came to my friend's house when I was there a bit ago (no one ever comes to my house), and I kept saying "You must say a rhyme before you get candy", and it was entertaining.
Quote from: Snorkel on October 31, 2007, 06:00:38 PM
A couple kids came to my friend's house when I was there a bit ago (no one ever comes to my house), and I kept saying "You must say a rhyme before you get candy", and it was entertaining.
did you get hard when they say it?
Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on October 31, 2007, 06:01:20 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on October 31, 2007, 06:00:38 PM
A couple kids came to my friend's house when I was there a bit ago (no one ever comes to my house), and I kept saying "You must say a rhyme before you get candy", and it was entertaining.
did you get hard when they say it?
WTF is wrong with you?
First ur an extremist, then a perv???
Say, "This candy's poisoned."
Yeah.......that'll scare em'.
It'll also keep them from getting sick.
"Were this any other day, I would take the plastic bags held within your sweaty, child-obese palms, and ziptie them around your head, thus ridding the world of your unholy stench and by some slim chance the good Lord who created us may have some kind of mercy on us for me doing it.
Well,
You have to have the lights off in the house, aside from just the front door lights (so that it actually brings kids to your door).
then you let the door slowly open, and just before it opens enough for them to see you, you yell
FALCAWN.... PAWNCH!
and you chuck candy past their heads onto the lawn.
don't miss the air.
I usually tell them "Here you go!" politely, unless they're those irritating 17 year old moochers who feel the need to mooch of my precious candy. In the latter case I yell "BEEP BEEP RICHIE!" until they get off my step.
To little kids in costume, I usually say "Nice costume! *give candy*".
To older kids with trashbags and white tees, "Get a costume, vagina cleaning device."
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Put rocks in their bags and egg them if you want :D
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT! I DON'T WANT ANY OF YOUR GODDAMN BIBLES! GET OFF MY PROPERTY BEFORE I BUST A CAP IN YOUR ASS!"
Then throw a snickers at them.
Aw, i'm too late but anyway
What you do:
Open the door slightly with some candy, and stick your arm out. Then start slaming the door on your arm. Drop the candy while screaming. Then stick your arm back inside *Slam the door) and yell "NOOO NOT THAT AHHH"
:3
Too late :(
Any way, just say Here you go. Nice costume.
And if any of them come dressed up as "teenagers that want candy" or are brats who say "Give me candy!" Give them a rock, thats what I did yesterday. It's so funny! ;D
Tease the fat kids and slam the door after that.