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Title: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Judas on October 31, 2007, 06:39:59 PM
364 days a year, strangers are completely untrustworthy and will surely put your child in danger. However on Halloween all bets are off, and it's assumed that any stranger your child goes to the house of will pleasantly dispense delicious treats.

Our culture is f***ed up.
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Psycho_Ivan on October 31, 2007, 06:41:16 PM
My brother said something like that earlier, it was funnier sounding the way he said it but both hit right home on the triple question mark meter. :D
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Triforceman22 on October 31, 2007, 06:41:51 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on October 31, 2007, 06:39:59 PM
364 days a year, strangers are completely untrustworthy and will surely put your child in danger. However on Halloween all bets are off, and it's assumed that any stranger your child goes to the house of will pleasantly dispense delicious treats.

Our culture is f***ed up.

Damn straight! :)
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: ME86 on October 31, 2007, 06:44:23 PM
Why the intercourse  does Snorkel use censors?

Also, don't you mean 364.25 days a year.   :-X
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Elemental_Fusion on October 31, 2007, 06:45:19 PM
Way to go and ruin tradition by thinking about it.
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Tupin on October 31, 2007, 06:46:43 PM
Not in my state. They make pedos go to the police station during certain hours. :D
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 06:46:46 PM
Quote from: ME86 on October 31, 2007, 06:44:23 PM
Why the intercourse  does Snorkel use censors?

Also, don't you mean 364.25 days a year.   :-X
No.
It's 364 days in most years, 365 every fourth year. We don't go by exacts like that, otherwise, you would be trick or treating about 16 hours later than you do now in Halloween of 2007.
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: blue_slime on October 31, 2007, 06:47:53 PM
lol "free candy" works only once a year
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: JMV on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|

meh, halloween is costume day at our school.  Makes it easy to identify the sluts.
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Judas on October 31, 2007, 07:25:46 PM
Quote from: ME86 on October 31, 2007, 06:44:23 PM
Why the f*** does Snorkel use censors?

Also, don't you mean 364.25 days a year.   :-X

They made me add them. :(

The gods, I mean. :(

Hera is watching over me, though.
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: TheAnonymusElmo on October 31, 2007, 07:54:33 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|
I can pretend to be a lady with a fine bootie
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|

meh, halloween is costume day at our school.  Makes it easy to identify the sluts.
My schools/county chooses to make Halloween the MOST strict day for dress codes out of every year. If you even have any Halloween on you, ISS. I'm not kidding, I've seen somebody get suspended for wearing a T-shirt with a Halloween-related design on it.
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Emma Watson on October 31, 2007, 07:55:37 PM
i am not laughing

i am choking on a piece of candy
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|

meh, halloween is costume day at our school.  Makes it easy to identify the sluts.
My schools/county chooses to make Halloween the MOST strict day for dress codes out of every year. If you even have any Halloween on you, ISS. I'm not kidding, I've seen somebody get suspended for wearing a T-shirt with a Halloween-related design on it.

weird.

funny, we're allowed to wear any costume we want.  the day after a bomb threat.

60 kilometres away, they're not allowed to wear ANY costume ANY TIME, because they could conceal weapons.
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 07:59:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|

meh, halloween is costume day at our school.  Makes it easy to identify the sluts.
My schools/county chooses to make Halloween the MOST strict day for dress codes out of every year. If you even have any Halloween on you, ISS. I'm not kidding, I've seen somebody get suspended for wearing a T-shirt with a Halloween-related design on it.

weird.

funny, we're allowed to wear any costume we want.  the day after a bomb threat.

60 kilometres away, they're not allowed to wear ANY costume ANY TIME, because they could conceal weapons.
My school doesn't allow costumes ever, it's just that they're more strict on Halloween out of all days.
Same for masks. If you even have a mask in your bag and the teachers know, you can will get suspended. They treat masks as if they were a weapon :-\
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Mystic on October 31, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
Wait, you just now realized America is intercourse ed up?
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Kita on October 31, 2007, 09:26:39 PM
ROFL isn't it the truth though.

Parents: "Don't take candy from strangers"

Now Parents on Halloween: "Go ahead sweetie have fun trick or treating"
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: sleepin_dude_99 on November 01, 2007, 03:13:50 AM
Quote from: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|

meh, halloween is costume day at our school.  Makes it easy to identify the sluts.
My schools/county chooses to make Halloween the MOST strict day for dress codes out of every year. If you even have any Halloween on you, ISS. I'm not kidding, I've seen somebody get suspended for wearing a T-shirt with a Halloween-related design on it.
You weren't allowed to dye your hair at mine on Halloween.

But I wore a mustache, and I'm fine ^_^
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Red on November 01, 2007, 01:35:23 PM
You know what else is funny? Santa claus. Why would you want your kids to think a fat weirdo breaks into your house every year? ???
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 01, 2007, 01:36:08 PM
lol snoorkel
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: WiiGuy on November 01, 2007, 01:39:18 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 06:46:46 PM
Quote from: ME86 on October 31, 2007, 06:44:23 PM
Why the f*** does Snorkel use censors?

Also, don't you mean 364.25 days a year.   :-X
No.
It's 364 days in most years, 365 every fourth year. We don't go by exacts like that, otherwise, you would be trick or treating about 16 hours later than you do now in Halloween of 2007.
thats what he means there is a one forth extra year that every four years there is a extra whole day ;)
Title: Re: Really funny, if you think about it.
Post by: Shujinco2 on November 01, 2007, 01:54:38 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 07:59:33 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:56:00 PM
Quote from: bluaki on October 31, 2007, 07:54:56 PM
Quote from: Jono2 on October 31, 2007, 07:24:45 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on October 31, 2007, 07:23:23 PM
I wish some of the ladies with the fine booties came to my house for candy :|

meh, halloween is costume day at our school.  Makes it easy to identify the sluts.
My schools/county chooses to make Halloween the MOST strict day for dress codes out of every year. If you even have any Halloween on you, ISS. I'm not kidding, I've seen somebody get suspended for wearing a T-shirt with a Halloween-related design on it.

weird.

funny, we're allowed to wear any costume we want.  the day after a bomb threat.

60 kilometres away, they're not allowed to wear ANY costume ANY TIME, because they could conceal weapons.
My school doesn't allow costumes ever, it's just that they're more strict on Halloween out of all days.
Same for masks. If you even have a mask in your bag and the teachers know, you can will get suspended. They treat masks as if they were a weapon :-\
Now, you see, I would REALLY out smart them. My costume would be a kid who doesn't wear a costume and follows the dress code! What would they do then?