He will either be laughed at or Zeus will help him throw lightning bolts at people.
Or he could just grow up to be a normal guy working in an office cubicle.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on November 01, 2007, 04:03:31 PM
Or he could just grow up to be a normal guy working in an office cubicle.
While tormenting people's lives.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on November 01, 2007, 04:03:31 PM
Or he could just grow up to be a normal guy working in an office cubicle.
"Hey, God... Yeah... I've got a problem with your TSP reports."
"Yeah, I'm doing the best I can, Dave. I just got divorced, give me a break!"
"God, you gotta calm down or I will have to fire you."
i know a couple people named Jesus...
My daughter will be named Cyzarine.
My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O
Quote from: bluaki on November 01, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
I shall call him, Mini-Me.
Quote from: Jono2 on November 01, 2007, 08:02:33 PM
i know a couple people named Jesus...
Jesus is different. It's an actual name unlike God.
I'm naming my kid Phagina
Yeah....
And I'll name my kid Midna, and she'll so happen to be born with blue skin and red eyes... red hair too. :|
;)
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.
I don't plan to have kids. Ever. I can't stand them, for the most part. I don't see a reason to bother.
Quote from: Genius on November 01, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.
I don't plan to have kids. Ever. I can't stand them, for the most part. I don't see a reason to bother.
You'd be the most adorable angry daddy ever. ^_^
I'll name mine Gilgamesh
...
or not
Quote from: LiekZomgYa on November 01, 2007, 10:27:20 PM
Yeah....
And I'll name my kid Midna, and she'll so happen to be born with blue skin and red eyes... red hair too. :|
;)
:D
...
Yeah. Childbirth. yay
I dunno what I'd name a child.
Quote from: Yukiko on November 02, 2007, 04:32:12 AM
...
Yeah. Childbirth. yay
I dunno what I'd name a child.
Spartan-117 Master Chief.
Name him Sparticus. :O
Quote from: ME86 on November 02, 2007, 04:41:12 AM
Quote from: Yukiko on November 02, 2007, 04:32:12 AM
...
Yeah. Childbirth. yay
I dunno what I'd name a child.
Spartan-117 Master Chief.
Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan-117 "John". :P
Master Chief is a shortened form of his rank, Spartan-177 is his designation, and John is his first name, the only name he remembers.
Yeah, no. :P
Quote from: Yukiko on November 02, 2007, 04:43:16 AM
Quote from: ME86 on November 02, 2007, 04:41:12 AM
Quote from: Yukiko on November 02, 2007, 04:32:12 AM
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Yeah. Childbirth. yay
I dunno what I'd name a child.
Spartan-117 Master Chief.
Master Chief Petty Officer Spartan-117 "John". :P
Master Chief is a shortened form of his rank, Spartan-177 is his designation, and John is his first name, the only name he remembers.
Yeah, no. :P
I know. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/ME868/klzjhcjsdfllg.png)
Okay, how about Housuke? (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v348/ME868/magician.gif)
If you name child God then most likely he will grow up to be someone who lived a normal life while spreading ideas of peace and compassion who after his death will have his ideas be used in order to persecute and torment others.
I want a clone.
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 02, 2007, 03:30:40 AM
I'll name mine Gilgamesh
...
or not
I'll top that by naming mine Enkido.
What if you have other children?
"Johnny, why can't you be more like God?"
Siblings are to be named Buddha, Odin, Shiva, and Quetzalcoatl in that order.
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 01, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
I WILL NAME MINE MEGATRON.
Quote from: Ludwig3 on November 02, 2007, 10:31:10 AM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 01, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
I WILL NAME MINE MEGATRON.
I call dibs on StarScream!
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 01, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Girl+Girl= ???
How exactly would that work?
And yeah, I'm pretty much completely sure I wouldn't want kids even if I didn't have to go through childbirth or do you-know-what with a guy >_>
Quote from: bluaki on November 02, 2007, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 01, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Girl+Girl= ???
How exactly would that work?
Adoption der.
Im kinda distgusted with that. Every religion is going to be poed at that kid. Think of what you would be putting him through..... Im disgusted personally Gods not even a name its a title.
Quote from: MARLUXIA on November 02, 2007, 01:20:42 PM
Im kinda distgusted with that. Every religion is going to be poed at that kid. Think of what you would be putting him through..... Im disgusted personally Gods not even a name its a title.
That's true.
Like Prinny God or Demon Overlord or Magical Robot Ballet Ninja.
Dibs on Emrys for boy
Rhiannon for girl ^_^
My second son will be called 1337
Quote from: Genius on November 01, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.
I don't plan to have kids. Ever. I can't stand them, for the most part. I don't see a reason to bother.
But Babys are so cute!
(http://www.arbonne.com/images/products/landing/baby/baby.jpg)
Quote from: bluaki on November 02, 2007, 01:14:41 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 01, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
My child will be named--- wait, I don't want to ever have kids :O
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Girl+Girl= ???
How exactly would that work?
And yeah, I'm pretty much completely sure I wouldn't want kids even if I didn't have to go through childbirth or do you-know-what with a guy >_>
U MEEN SECKS!?
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on November 02, 2007, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Genius on November 01, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.
I don't plan to have kids. Ever. I can't stand them, for the most part. I don't see a reason to bother.
But Babys are so cute!
(http://www.arbonne.com/images/products/landing/baby/baby.jpg)
The teeth ruined it.
I'll name my child Satan. We can make em fight each other, like in 300.
So then your grandchild will be a child of god.
Quote from: Tsu on November 02, 2007, 06:40:33 PM
I'll name my child Satan. We can make em fight each other, like in 300.
Interesting to make a joke about it :|
meh, im going to name my kid Gandhi. :P
ill honestly name my kid link (not joking :| :| :|)
Quote from: MARLUXIA on November 02, 2007, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Tsu on November 02, 2007, 06:40:33 PM
I'll name my child Satan. We can make em fight each other, like in 300.
Interesting to make a joke about it :|
Quit abusing that smiley.
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on November 02, 2007, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Genius on November 01, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.
I don't plan to have kids. Ever. I can't stand them, for the most part. I don't see a reason to bother.
But Babys are so cute!
(http://www.arbonne.com/images/products/landing/baby/baby.jpg)
and there spines crack so easy.
Quote from: Kazooie-Banjo on November 02, 2007, 07:28:44 PM
Quote from: MARLUXIA on November 02, 2007, 07:07:49 PM
Quote from: Tsu on November 02, 2007, 06:40:33 PM
I'll name my child Satan. We can make em fight each other, like in 300.
Interesting to make a joke about it :|
Quit abusing that smiley.
Hell no free speach!
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Quote from: TheAnonymusElmo on November 02, 2007, 07:50:19 PM
Quote from: Cecil_and_Kain on November 02, 2007, 04:07:49 PM
Quote from: Genius on November 01, 2007, 10:44:45 PM
Quote from: Insane Asylum on November 01, 2007, 08:08:50 PM
You're still a kid. Of course you think that.
I WILL NAME HIM OPTIMUS PRIME.
Because you'll obviously want kids when you're older.
I don't plan to have kids. Ever. I can't stand them, for the most part. I don't see a reason to bother.
But Babys are so cute!
(http://www.arbonne.com/images/products/landing/baby/baby.jpg)
and there spines crack so easy.
And skulls to crush.