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"Live from the Springfield Civic Auditorium..."
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"It's the Andrew1911 Gala Spectacular Extravengeza Fey Anniversery of the Jade Monkey! Here's your host..."
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"Troy McClure!"
"Hello, I'm Troy McClure! You may have remembered from such clip shows such as Three Glorious Seasons of the Mind of Mencia, Six Years of According to Jim, and Five Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show! Tonight, we're honoring a special internet phenomen very dear to our hearts... We're honoring... Uh... B... T... Dammit, Jimmy! Bring that cue card closer! There we go."
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"Tonight, we're honoring Andrew1911 and his few accomplishments! One of those few accomplishments was Jurassic Park III II which he created in order to pay off his gambling debts but what occured was something that even the creater could not comprehend in his drunken stupor! Tonight, we'll be showing you an alternate ending, deleted scenes, and your favorite clips from Jurassic Park III II! So, don't touch that clicker! We'll be right back!"
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"And we're back! Right now, we have an exclusive photo of the reclusive creator, Andrew1911!"
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"Andrew1911 is a member of the NRA, KKK, and other various extremist right wing organizations. He sneaks a few right wing propangda into each scene he creates to 'bring America back to whitey'."
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In 2007, Kazz decided to fund Andrew1911's ideas into full fledged threads! They have been hiting their target audience strong and hard!"
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"Long time fan Wrenchninja has written fan fiction about Andrew1911 for years even before he knew who Andrew1911 was! Interesting! And, now, we'll get an exclusive peek at the alternate ending to Jurassic Park III II! Let's watch!"
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"Whoa, thank God that those blood thirsty velicoraptors let us go even though we took their eggs! Wait... Is that Woody Allen?"
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"Oh, hello, there! Are you the family we've been looking for? Hurry up! Mei Ling is making tacos tonight!"
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I love that Woody Allen is the only one visible yet, from nowhere, the entire US Army comes out of hiding. Where the hell did that one guy come from? Why was there no one accompaying him? What the hell?
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"God bless America."
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"God bless America, kid."
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"It's so nice of the US Army to come help us even though they're fighting a war in Iraq. Isn't there more soliders here than in Iraq? So nice of the President to send so many soliders over... Dammit... Is that who I think it is?"
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"Fuck, it's you, Billy. I wish you had just died."
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"Ssh... It's alright, my love... I saved your hat."
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"You think saving my hat was good enough for me, Billy? You don't know me at all, you slice of poop. You stole raptor eggs. You stole intercourse ing raptor eggs, you piece of poop. You are lower than low. I hope that you are killed in a huge explosion. Why hadn't you just died? Now, when we get back to the mainland, I will kill you. That's not a threat, it's a intercourse ing promise, Billy."
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"What the hell? Where did that come from?"
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"Mr. Grant, how are we going to stop those dinosaurs from getting back to the mainland?"
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"Don't worry, kid. I'm sure our government will find a sensible solution to this problem."
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"Ha, if that's what Andrew1911 takes out, whatever he put in must be pure gold!"
Come on! No takers? I need people to post here or I don't get paid, you cretins!
You just killed one of my favorite Simpsons episodes. :|
Quote from: Geno on November 06, 2007, 09:50:19 PM
You just killed one of my favorite Simpsons episodes. :|
This topic just killed a child too
Quote from: Geno on November 06, 2007, 09:50:19 PM
You just killed one of my favorite Simpsons episodes. :|
I'm sorry but the mentally incompetent are not allowed to comment or see the show! I'm afraid you'll have to leave or be beaten to death by security!
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"Welcome back! We're now going to answer all of your fan mail with your burning questions! Due to legal reasons, we're not allowed to even mention Wrenchninja's questions. They're too steamy for a front page thread! Here's the first question from Ambassador JMV290 of Germany! Ambassador JMV writes, 'Dear Troy, how does Andrew1911 come up with these crazy shenenigans? Love, JMV'. Thanks, Ambassador. Well, for this question, we went straight to the source."
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"Mmm... That's good bourbon salt..."
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"What the? Get out of my office!"
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"Andrew1911's lawyers told us that Andrew1911 meant to say that he couldn't do it alone and he wanted to thank each and every person who commented on his stories to help him accomplish his goal!"
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"The next question is from Professor Bassir who writes, 'Dear Troy, what's the deal with Andrew1911's rape thing? You know what I mean!' Well, Professor, we tried to ask Andrew1911 again but, unfortunately, our camera crew has yet to surface. We fear for the worst! Andrew1911's written statement is that it is to show the superiority of whites over the coloreds. Ha, that Andrew1911 is such a jokester!"
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"The last question is from Doctor Lawlz who asks, 'Dear Troy, can we see Andrew1911's early work before he hit it big?' Of course, Doctor! We, in fact, have traveresed into Andrew1911's mighty vault and found the early work from his Andrew1911 Comics! You can see the genius at his earliest stage!"
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"Magnificantly drawn! We'll take another break! Don't change that channel or else a Fox executive will hunt you down and kill you!"
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I'm going to make a sandwich
Quote from: Zovistograt on November 07, 2007, 10:06:08 AM
I'm going to make a sandwich
Make me one too. Make sure there's fish. I love fish!
I think I love you, Troy McClure.
This show sucks.