I have a job interview tommorrow. Plese tell me what NOT to say during it. I'm nervous. :'(
Tell them all about your fetish with Viewtiful Joe and kiddy anime.
Don't mention anime.
dont put ur penis in him
Do tell them this 'Hai mah name is Noishe, I love to pretend I live in a world where everything is fit for eight year old children and I'm totally gay for Viewtiful Joe.'.
Do NOT tell them this 'Hello, my name is Jena, I am a competent sixteen year old girl, I can do anything the guys can do, and I will never miss a day.'.
Where is it?
Target.
Quote from: Viewtifulboy on November 07, 2007, 06:24:46 PM
Target.
Don't tell them about the time you burnt down summer camp. :P
Uh, just avoid lying and making stuff up. They'll ask you questions about your leadership skills and different situations. I tried applying, but I guess they hated me. :(
Do get me a discount.
1.I like viewtifaljoe
2.Hiring me won't be a mistake
3.I am cool
4.I smoke pot
you should bribe them with eggs
Don't tell them you have AIDS.
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
1.I like viewtifaljoe
2.Hiring me won't be a mistake
3.I am cool
4.I smoke pot
5. I am currently living in my mom's room
6. I love the smell of crack
7. I smuggel drugs over the border
8. I still pee sitting down
9. I had a crush on your wife
10. WHA? You no watch cartoons?!
11. I puked on your car
12. I ran over your dog on the way here
13. I have a nervous bladder
14. I am a kloptomaniac
15. Im picturing myself working under you
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
1.I like viewtifaljoe
2.Hiring me won't be a mistake
3.I am cool
4.I smoke pot
5. I am currently living in my mom's room
6. I love the smell of crack
7. I smuggel drugs over the border
8. I still pee sitting down
9. I had a crush on your wife
10. WHA? You no watch cartoons?!
11. I puked on your car
12. I ran over your dog on the way here
13. I have a nervous bladder
14. I am a kloptomaniac
15. Im picturing myself working under you
16.I eat off the floor
17.I am and will be forever single
18.I pick my noes in public
19.I don't believe in breeding pokemon
20.I like fake ass disnausaure cartoon
21.YOU MUST LIKE VIEWTIFALJOE! OR ELS !
22.I have a bad rep
23.I still watch 4kids even thought im 16
24.What you don't watch 4kids !
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:45:38 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
1.I like viewtifaljoe
2.Hiring me won't be a mistake
3.I am cool
4.I smoke pot
5. I am currently living in my mom's room
6. I love the smell of crack
7. I smuggel drugs over the border
8. I still pee sitting down
9. I had a crush on your wife
10. WHA? You no watch cartoons?!
11. I puked on your car
12. I ran over your dog on the way here
13. I have a nervous bladder
14. I am a kloptomaniac
15. Im picturing myself working under you
16.I eat off the floor
17.I am and will be forever single
18.I pick my noes in public
19.I don't believe in breeding pokemon
20.I like fake ass disnausaure cartoon
21.YOU MUST LIKE VIEWTIFALJOE! OR ELS !
22.I have a bad rep
23.I still watch 4kids even thought im 16
24.What you don't watch 4kids !
25. My braw itches
26. I am allergic to 20 different diseases but I carry half of them
27. I still eat my boogers
28. Are they healthy for you?
29. When I am nervouse i have bad diharria. Like right now I am really nervous
30. I swear my growth was stunted as a child
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
8. I still pee sitting down
What's wrong with that?
Quote
9. I had a crush on your wife
What if the boss is a (straight) girl?
Quote from: bluaki on November 07, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
8. I still pee sitting down
What's wrong with that?
Quote
9. I had a crush on your wife
What if the boss is a (straight) girl?
Noishe's a boy.
Quote from: bluaki on November 07, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
8. I still pee sitting down
What's wrong with that?
Quote
9. I had a crush on your wife
What if the boss is a (straight) girl?
For number eight, if your a man, there is a problem with that.
9. I have a crush on your husband/ wife (just for kicks)
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:48:27 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:45:38 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
1.I like viewtifaljoe
2.Hiring me won't be a mistake
3.I am cool
4.I smoke pot
5. I am currently living in my mom's room
6. I love the smell of crack
7. I smuggel drugs over the border
8. I still pee sitting down
9. I had a crush on your wife
10. WHA? You no watch cartoons?!
11. I puked on your car
12. I ran over your dog on the way here
13. I have a nervous bladder
14. I am a kloptomaniac
15. Im picturing myself working under you
16.I eat off the floor
17.I am and will be forever single
18.I pick my noes in public
19.I don't believe in breeding pokemon
20.I like fake ass disnausaure cartoon
21.YOU MUST LIKE VIEWTIFALJOE! OR ELS !
22.I have a bad rep
23.I still watch 4kids even thought im 16
24.What you don't watch 4kids !
25. My braw itches
26. I am allergic to 20 different diseases but I carry half of them
27. I still eat my boogers
28. Are they healthy for you?
29. When I am nervouse i have bad diharria. Like right now I am really nervous
30. I swear my growth was stunted as a child
31. I can't breathe through my nose
32. I itch in funny places right now :(
33. I smell when I'm nervous
34. I ALSO TALK REALLY LOUD WHEN I'M NERVOUS
35. You're ugly.
36. All my friends are online friends
37. ^______^
38. desudesudesudesudesudesudesu
39. also, cocks
40. meow
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:48:27 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:45:38 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
1.I like viewtifaljoe
2.Hiring me won't be a mistake
3.I am cool
4.I smoke pot
5. I am currently living in my mom's room
6. I love the smell of crack
7. I smuggel drugs over the border
8. I still pee sitting down
9. I had a crush on your wife
10. WHA? You no watch cartoons?!
11. I puked on your car
12. I ran over your dog on the way here
13. I have a nervous bladder
14. I am a kloptomaniac
15. Im picturing myself working under you
16.I eat off the floor
17.I am and will be forever single
18.I pick my noes in public
19.I don't believe in breeding pokemon
20.I like fake ass disnausaure cartoon
21.YOU MUST LIKE VIEWTIFALJOE! OR ELS !
22.I have a bad rep
23.I still watch 4kids even thought im 16
24.What you don't watch 4kids !
25. My braw itches
26. I am allergic to 20 different diseases but I carry half of them
27. I still eat my boogers
28. Are they healthy for you?
29. When I am nervouse i have bad diharria. Like right now I am really nervous
30. I swear my growth was stunted as a child
31. 'Where do you see yourself in five years, Noishe?' 'Doing your son.'
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 07, 2007, 07:53:48 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 07, 2007, 07:52:41 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
8. I still pee sitting down
What's wrong with that?
Quote
9. I had a crush on your wife
What if the boss is a (straight) girl?
Noishe's a boy.
I could probably make an insult from that, but I don't really do that sort of thing ::) *waits for somebody else to make one*
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:48:27 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:45:38 PM
Quote from: Tahrann on November 07, 2007, 07:42:06 PM
Quote from: phatyo on November 07, 2007, 07:37:13 PM
1.I like viewtifaljoe
2.Hiring me won't be a mistake
3.I am cool
4.I smoke pot
5. I am currently living in my mom's room
6. I love the smell of crack
7. I smuggel drugs over the border
8. I still pee sitting down
9. I had a crush on your wife
10. WHA? You no watch cartoons?!
11. I puked on your car
12. I ran over your dog on the way here
13. I have a nervous bladder
14. I am a kloptomaniac
15. Im picturing myself working under you
16.I eat off the floor
17.I am and will be forever single
18.I pick my noes in public
19.I don't believe in breeding pokemon
20.I like fake ass disnausaure cartoon
21.YOU MUST LIKE VIEWTIFALJOE! OR ELS !
22.I have a bad rep
23.I still watch 4kids even thought im 16
24.What you don't watch 4kids !
25. My braw itches
26. I am allergic to 20 different diseases but I carry half of them
27. I still eat my boogers
28. Are they healthy for you?
29. When I am nervouse i have bad diharria. Like right now I am really nervous
30. I swear my growth was stunted as a child
31.I got aids
32.You won't see a long time
33.Can i can my own parking space?
34.Can i get payed minimum wage ?
35.I eat my poop when it comes out green
36.I got 5 corps in my basement
37.I boomed your house on Halloween
38.I like country music
39.Can i get athliest 1 break?
40.Why am i chained up?
41. JMV locked this.