heres mine, but its very bad so i put it in spoiler box [spoiler]what do a penis and a rubicks cube have in common? answer: the more you play with it, the harder it gets...[/spoiler] wasnt that a sick joke?
what happens when an idiots posts
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on November 17, 2007, 01:01:48 AM
what happens when an idiots posts
is this some diss to make fun of me or an actuall joke?
Quote from: thunderhero on November 17, 2007, 01:02:40 AM
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on November 17, 2007, 01:01:48 AM
what happens when an idiots posts
is this some diss to make fun of me or an actuall joke?
o so u already knew this one
srry
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and the bar says, "Ouch!"
I'm a friggin' genius.
Quote from: StateAardvark on November 17, 2007, 01:10:31 AM
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and the bar says, "Ouch!"
I'm a friggin' genius.
lol :D
There were three brothers named Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot
One day Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot is going to die"
So Foot died
Then a week later Foot-Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot-Foot tok him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot-Foot is going to die"
Then Foot-Foot-Foot said "Oh no! We already have one Foot in the grave!"
I'm so hilarious.
Also that joke would only be innapropriate for elementary schoolers.
Quote from: Geno on November 17, 2007, 01:37:20 AM
There were three brothers named Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot
One day Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot is going to die"
So Foot died
Then a week later Foot-Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot-Foot tok him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot-Foot is going to die"
Then Foot-Foot-Foot said "Oh no! We already have one Foot in the grave!"
I'm so hilarious.
haha, thats good
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroganoff
Quote from: Geno on November 17, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
Also that joke would only be innapropriate for elementary schoolers.
alright...but ill leave it how it is, im to lazy to change it ;D
Quote from: Geno on November 17, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
Also that joke would only be innapropriate for elementary schoolers.
NSiderforums.net.
Quote from: StateAardvark on November 17, 2007, 01:42:18 AM
Quote from: Geno on November 17, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
Also that joke would only be innapropriate for elementary schoolers.
NSiderforums.net.
NSider...Nsider..Inside her?
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 17, 2007, 01:42:56 AM
Quote from: StateAardvark on November 17, 2007, 01:42:18 AM
Quote from: Geno on November 17, 2007, 01:37:59 AM
Also that joke would only be innapropriate for elementary schoolers.
NSiderforums.net.
NSider...Nsider..Inside her?
Peachy.(http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x279/StateAardvark/AwesomeSmiley.gif)
Hey, what do you get when you try to bond two hafnium ions together?
[spoiler]Holmium[/spoiler]
Ok, theres a plane going at 2000 mph, at an altitude of over 9000!!!!!!
Anyways, the pilot jumps out of the plane, under those conditions, lands on hard ground, and lives. How?
[spoiler]Because he's Chuck Norris![/spoiler]
A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]
yeah thats all i could think of atm :P
Quote from: LightShock on November 17, 2007, 09:11:48 AM
A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]
yeah thats all i could think of atm :P
That's a riddle -_-
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 17, 2007, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: LightShock on November 17, 2007, 09:11:48 AM
A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]
yeah thats all i could think of atm :P
That's a riddle -_-
Someone post a limerick.
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 17, 2007, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: LightShock on November 17, 2007, 09:11:48 AM
A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]
yeah thats all i could think of atm :P
That's a riddle -_-
well, they both make you laugh right? :-\
Quote from: Tuppyluver1 on November 17, 2007, 12:18:52 PM
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 17, 2007, 12:17:19 PM
Quote from: LightShock on November 17, 2007, 09:11:48 AM
A plane is flying and suddenly crashes on the border of Mexico and California. where do they bury the survivors?
[spoiler]you don't need to bury the survivors[/spoiler]
yeah thats all i could think of atm :P
That's a riddle -_-
Someone post a limerick.
I am very awesomely happy
Even though life is crappy
I got me Super Mario Galaxy
For my Nintendo Wii
And now, I'm super duper happy
An Irish man walks out of a pub.
(New Joke) A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving?
[spoiler]The cops![/spoiler]
Quote from: Dawei on November 17, 2007, 12:24:31 PM
An Irish man walks out of a pub.
(New Joke) A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving?
[spoiler]The cops![/spoiler]
I ought to punch you in the face.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball?
[spoiler]Juan on Juan[/spoiler]
Quote from: Mystic Swampert on November 17, 2007, 12:26:44 PM
Quote from: Dawei on November 17, 2007, 12:24:31 PM
An Irish man walks out of a pub.
(New Joke) A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving?
[spoiler]The cops![/spoiler]
I ought to punch you in the face.
What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball?
[spoiler]Juan on Juan[/spoiler]
not racist enough
if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him. :D
Quote from: SBSTN1 on November 17, 2007, 01:06:26 PM
if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him. :D
One morning a man comes into the church on crutches.
He stops in front of the holy water and splashes
some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches.
An altar boy witnessed the scene and runs into the rectory to tell
the priest what he'd just seen. Without batting an eye, the priest
says, "Son, you've just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?"
"Flat on his ass, Father, over by the holy water."
Why are black people so good at basketball?
[spoiler]Because they can steal, shoot, and run.[/spoiler]
So a physics professor and his assistant were working on a liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ion, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor, what if the salacidic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ion?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion, THAT'S MY WIFE!"
You want to hear a joke?
[spoiler]Women's rights!!!![/spoiler]
Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on November 17, 2007, 01:27:24 PM
You want to hear a joke?
[spoiler]Women's rights!!!![/spoiler]
:D
I lol'd
Quote from: Riosan on November 17, 2007, 01:19:25 PM
So a physics professor and his assistant were working on a liberating negatively charged hydroxyl ion, when all of a sudden, the assistant says, "Wait, Professor, what if the salacidic acids don't accept the hydroxyl ion?" And the professor responds, "That's no hydroxyl ion, THAT'S MY WIFE!"
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My joke might sux so I'm using a spoiler.[spoiler]Q:How do a blond turn the light on after sex A:Opens the car door [/spoiler]
Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on November 17, 2007, 01:27:24 PM
You want to hear a joke?
[spoiler]Women's rights!!!![/spoiler]
Win.
Quote from: Mario64 on November 17, 2007, 03:59:13 PM
My joke might sux so I'm using a spoiler.[spoiler]Q:How do a blond turn the light on after sex A:Opens the car door [/spoiler]
its ok.
You all either have poopty humor or lack originality.
I never tell jokes. Usually my humor is hidden in sarcasm.
Why do blond women have bruses on thier bellybuttons?
Cause blond men aren't that smart either!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
What's the differance between a blond and a brick?
You lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for 3 weeks!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
A cop, a priest, a rabbi, a clown and a lawyer walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "What, is this some sort of joke?"
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
That's all I have.
Quote from: Friendly Hostile on November 17, 2007, 11:43:56 PM
You all either have poopty humor or lack originality.
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Quote from: Geno on November 17, 2007, 01:37:20 AM
There were three brothers named Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot
One day Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot is going to die"
So Foot died
Then a week later Foot-Foot got sick
So Foot-Foot-Foot tok him to the hospital.
The doctor said to Foot-Foot-Foot "Foot-Foot is going to die"
Then Foot-Foot-Foot said "Oh no! We already have one Foot in the grave!"
I'm so hilarious.
Yeah... I laughed.. but because of all the foots in there >__>
I AM NOT HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU, YOU BLASTED FOOLS!! >:(
/sarcasm
[spoiler]
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! :D[/spoiler]
Lawlz I'm hilarious
Ok so there is this guy with a monkey and he walks into the bar and orders a beer and starts chatting with the bartender and the monkey goes off and starts eating peanuts and olives behind the bar. A few hours later the bartender sees the monkey on the pool table and miraculously the monkey swallows the cue ball whole.
The bartender just ignores it and eventually the guy takes the monkey and leaves.
The next day the same guy with the same monkey comes back, and he does the same thing, he goes to the bar gets a beer, but this time the monkey is just staring at the nuts and olives.
About 15 minutes later the bartender notices that the monkey shoved an olive up its ass, took it out and ate it.
The bartender says: "Dude, your chimp just shoved an olive up its ass!"
The guy replied: "Oh, Chimpy and I have come to an agreement that from now on he'll make sure that whatever he eats will fit out."
Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on November 17, 2007, 01:18:41 PM
Why are black people so good at basketball?
[spoiler]Because they can steal, shoot, and run.[/spoiler]
P.S. :)
I gonna kill you! :robotangry:
Quote from: QSMASHBRO on November 18, 2007, 08:15:25 AM
Quote from: OmegaPapyrus on November 17, 2007, 01:18:41 PM
Why are black people so good at basketball?
[spoiler]Because they can steal, shoot, and run.[/spoiler]
P.S. :)
I gonna kill you! :robotangry:
Yeah, I think I am too.
*Grabs BFG9000*
I'm goin to go Doom on your butt now!