What do you think the processing bar message should have said?
"Processing Bar is Processing..."
"Processing: Over 9000 bits!"
Since fads are considered funny, Nintendo should have used them to relieve the stress people would have from getting the bar. Nintendo of America trying to be funny might have encouraged spamming, though.
"Processing Stuff that doesn't actually matter to the page you're going to..."
A wast of time bar enjoy it.