Joke thread

[BOSSNIG]

Ok, so this guy puts on a ski mask and gets a gun and goes to the sperm bank, he goes up to the counter and points the gun at the nurse and tells her to open the vault, she says sir this is the sperm bank, the bank is across the street. He says I know, so she opens the vault and then he says, drink one of them, the lady says, sir, this is sperm, the guy says I know. So she drinks it, the he tells her to drink another, she says no, he cocks the gun and puts it at her head. So after she drink 4 of them the guy pulls of the mask and says, see honey, it wasnt that bad was it.

So theres 4 girl and they think one of thier friends is a slut, so the one they think is a slut asks them to go ice skating, they say no, we might fall and get stuck in your gaping vagina.

:o, moar jokes plz.

[Syncopathic]

fail thread is fail

[BOSSNIG]

fail thread is fail

Faggot person is faggot.

[WiinolikePS3]

Mine was better but Rio locked it... >_>

[Doodle]

Please don't say anymore...

[BOSSNIG]

Mine was better but Rio locked it... >_>

Rio is offline hehehehehrhe.

[Syncopathic]

Mine was better but Rio locked it... >_>

Rio is offline hehehehehrhe.

so what?

[Trini]

Those failed pretty hard.

[WiinolikePS3]

Those failed pretty hard.

Not as hard as Mr. Sperm guy was.  :|

[Lotos]

I might vomit from that first one :(

[ELBRENTO]

pretty stupid, and the ice skating one is from south park

[Lotos]

Mine was better but Rio locked it... >_>

Rio is offline hehehehehrhe.

He's on now...

[Qsmash]

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[Riosan]

Mine was better but Rio locked it... >_>

Rio is offline hehehehehrhe.

Why, hello there.