wierd PMs

[Viewtifulboy]

On any site, what wierd PMs have you gotten?  The ones I've gotten are incredibly wierd.  Here's on from Viewtifulthebeautiful:
Are you the famous Noishe? You have a lot of fans over at nsider2

I was wondering, why don't you come over to Nsider2 with the screen name Noishe, and then start posting in Power On about Viewtiful Joe?

I'm sure everyone would just love you

And this other one from a guy I forgot the name to. What's wierd is the title of the PM was "I love 4Kids!", But for some reason the actual PM said:

gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor gheyzor ect.

And then there was this one from the old Nsider from a newbie who liked Viewtiful Joe.  He told me he was his number 1 fan, but I told him he needed to like the anime to really be his #1 fan.  There must've been some kind of misunderstanding because he told everyone I said a swear word at him.  I checked my outbox to make sure I didn't, and I didn't.  He must've misread or something.

So what wierd PMs have you gotten?

[Ridley]

None and don't listen to viewtiful the beuatiful. Youtube is a much better community

[TheKoopaBros.]

I once got a PM on old NSider who said "I hate you". Not too weird but pretty odd for me. After arguing with him on why he/she hated me the authour apologized. :D

[Gwen Khan]

on the old nsider I golt flamed by a kid cuz I DON'T play online games

[JMV]

Snoober thought I was his girlfriend.

[Ridley]

Wait does the mass pm count?

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I got this one once...

Please do not send Mass PMs, any future infringements will result in a ban.

Thanks
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(name edited out) ::) :D

[Fell]

I got one from THE_VAMPYRE on the old Nsider:

Hey. I just want to say, I think you're really cute and I love *something*-Chan soooooo much.

O_o

[Johnny Ringo]

I've sent quite a few in my lifetime.

I sent Wolf a few yesterday, a series of 30+ questions in each PM. At the end of the third PM it progresses into the tunnel speech from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

"What's your favorite color?

How much time do you spend online?

Are you even paying attention to these questions?

How's the weather up there?

Is it Raining?

Is it pouring?

Is a hurricane a blowing?

YES!

The danger must be growing!

For the rowers keep on rowing!

And they're certainly not showing...

ANY SIGNS...

THAT THEY ARE...

SLOWING...

EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

[Silverhawk79]

I'll have to post some when I get home. I've got a log of old PMs saved to my computer. :P

[phatyo]

THis guy telling me he took piles and they made his penis larger oh wait that was spam :O

[Termanian_Knight]

The only one I can recall at the moment from Nsider is from a user saying s/he wanted my ass. A lulztastic convo ensued.

[Lotos]

Only you would get those PMs.  Other than that mass PM, I got nothing.

[Wolf]

Re: Question
« Sent to: Wolf on: December 05, 2007, 07:36:41 PM »
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Are you afraid of answering the questions?

Why are you afraid?

What has sparked such fear?

Are you prone to panic attacks?

Do you often wake up at night in a cold sweat?

Do you fret over unimportant or fictious events?

Do you have good relations with your neighbors?

How good/bad are your relations with your neighbors?

What forums do you attend?

Do you attend those forums regularly?

Do you have a cellphone or text messaging device?

When was the first time you saw a PG-13 film?

What was the film named?

What was the film about?

What is your opinion of Bruce Willis?

What is your opinion of Samuel Jackson?

Do you buy products from china?

What is your opinion of the price of tea in China recently?

What is your opinion on the method of manufacturing tea there?

Have you ever lied about your age?

When was the first time you did so?

How did it feel?

Did you feel any guilt afterwards?

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much attention would you say you pay attention to your pets?

If you were forced into a survival situation would you eat another human being?

Do you support women's suffrage?

Do you think this practice should be abolished?

Why or why not?

What music do you enjoy?

How much time a day would you say you spend sleeping?

Have you ever been shocked?

A wizard turned you into a whale, is this awesome?

Are you paying attention to the questions?

What is the weather like up there?

Is it raining?

Is it pouring?

Is a hurrricane a blowing?

YES!

THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING

FOR THE ROWERS

KEEP ON ROWING

AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY...

NOT SHOWING...

ANY SIGNS...

THAT THEY ARE...

SLOWING....


EAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!


He wouldn't stop sending them.. :(

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He wouldn't stop sending them.. :(

lol