Human Virus Scanner - Something Retarded that makes no sense.

[JMV]

Wow, everyone here is a either a Japanophile or a weaboo.

not me

[L10]

[spoiler]Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
    Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Japan
    Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Windows
    Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
    As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Computer Games
    Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
    Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (60%)
    Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

8-Bit (90%)
    Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Religion (80%)
    Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

UNIX (80%)
    Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Brand Names (60%)
    Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

X11 (60%)
    I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Environmentalism (73%)
    Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)
    Use a mouse with more than one button.

Hippyism (60%)
    Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

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