wow some gamers are stupid.

[Kilroy]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

[BOSSNIG]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

Without mods the only map in trial is Blood Gulch and it doesn't have Ghosts.

[Kilroy]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

Without mods the only map in trial is Blood Gulch and it doesn't have Ghosts.

Oh, silly me. I'm used to actually buying games :P

[BOSSNIG]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

Without mods the only map in trial is Blood Gulch and it doesn't have Ghosts.

Oh, silly me. I'm used to actually buying games :P

Eh. I have Halo 3. No Live though. Or controller. Or power cord.  :-\ :( :'(.

[Kilroy]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

Without mods the only map in trial is Blood Gulch and it doesn't have Ghosts.

Oh, silly me. I'm used to actually buying games :P

Eh. I have Halo 3. No Live though. Or controller. Or power cord.  :-\ :( :'(.

Still?

wtf?

[BOSSNIG]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

Without mods the only map in trial is Blood Gulch and it doesn't have Ghosts.

Oh, silly me. I'm used to actually buying games :P

Eh. I have Halo 3. No Live though. Or controller. Or power cord.  :-\ :( :'(.

Still?

wtf?

Yeah. Dad says if it doesn't come in soon or if it comes in and it's broken he's calling the cops on that guy >_>.

[Tupin]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

Without mods the only map in trial is Blood Gulch and it doesn't have Ghosts.

Oh, silly me. I'm used to actually buying games :P

Eh. I have Halo 3. No Live though. Or controller. Or power cord.  :-\ :( :'(.

Still?

wtf?

Yeah. Dad says if it doesn't come in soon or if it comes in and it's broken he's calling the cops on that guy >_>.

INTERNET POLICE LOL

[Kilroy]

I was playing Halo Trial and I had the Sniper Rifle. This retard kept getting in the gunner seat of the Warthog to kill me with the powerful gun. It's really easy to snipe people in that thing though because they are stuck in one place. Killed the same guy around 10 times like that.

I've done the getting into the warthog thing. Of course, when I did it, it was to intercourse  my team over, and then I got sniped. Of course, me wanting to screw over teammates, hopped in again and began firing down my team's banshee's. Eventually the sniper saw what I was doing, and began to shoot survivors.

Anyways, stupidest thing is when someone continuously attempted to fly a Banshee into my base in Halo Trial repeatedly. The idiot got stuck over and over.

Banshee fags are the worst. It's hilarious when some retard is piloting one though :x.

Depending on the map, Ghosts can be worse than banshees.

Banshees might be flying, but splattering isn't exactly a walk in the park with one.

Without mods the only map in trial is Blood Gulch and it doesn't have Ghosts.

Oh, silly me. I'm used to actually buying games :P

Eh. I have Halo 3. No Live though. Or controller. Or power cord.  :-\ :( :'(.

Still?

wtf?

Yeah. Dad says if it doesn't come in soon or if it comes in and it's broken he's calling the cops on that guy >_>.

Damn, that sucks.

Anyway, I should tell everyone of a Warcraft III story I had happen withing the first few matches I was playing.

* Old Veteran Dude lights cigar and gets out wobbly cane

Well, you see, it was back in the year 2008, January maybe. Me and some buddies were out in Dragon Falls against 3 undead and one Night Elf camps! Well, lesse. I been done the Night Elves, and my buddies were the Orcs. Four on Four battle. We were done doin' purdy fine when one of the Undead enemies came over to my base and started attacking it! So, I retaliated with my massive amount of archers and then called upon my allies.

Byte: BRETHREN! TO WAR
Orc 1: TO WAR
Orc 2: TO WAR
Orc 3: TO WARRRR

So, it was settled. We met around the Goblin Merchant in the North and then purged the first Night Elf base.

Byte: TOO EASY AHAHA
Undead 1: BRETHREN! AID ME IN WAR!
Other team: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

So, the rest of the enemies done did teleport to the Undead's Necropolis and help him out! And then, the rest is explained in chat.

Byte: RAWR
Rest of my team: RAWR
Other Night Elf person: HAY U BATARD
Everyone else: Who, me?
Other Night Elf person: U ATKED MAH BAER

Other Night Elf person has left the game.

Everyone: ...

[phatyo]

I usually intercourse  with people. Like if your snipping then I get infront of you and start crouching for the lulz! Then you get mad at me and I kill me then you get booted its a shame isante it.

[Nayrman]

More idiocy from the world of JUS:
Playing as Gear 3 Luffy (possibly the most overpowered individual character in the game)
Got guy towards edge, used Gattling Gun (flurry of punches in case you don't know what it is) off the edge. As he tries to recover, I use standard special (JET Gattling gun: Arms go huge and doals a SHITload of damage) and it basically obliterated him. He runs up after respawning and gets caught in Jet Gattling Gun because he just walked into me. At least wait for me to FINISH the special before you run up to me X_X;;

[Custom]

A scout kept trying to shoot me with a pistol to kill me. When I was a heavy with a medic.

What did he hope to achieve? D:
At least try and kill the medic if you want to fight. Otherwise, run.