GUYS WHAT DO I DO?

[TheAnonymusElmo]

My part is really hard and long and I dont know what to do....it hurts, and when I tried hitting it, it started to hurt even more....and it hurts while im typing this...what should I do?

[Exist]

Show it to your neighbor, maybe he/she can help

[Riosan]

Ban this idiot.

[_Ichimaru_Gin_]

Ask your mom to kiss it.

[Termanian_Knight]

Just tickle it, Elmo.

..Lame, I know. ._.

[Got_Water]

yeah, ok. can we get a a Mod/Admin here stat?

[えっちーせんぱい]

I hope you're not talking about your penis.  If you aer, masterbate to porn.  It will go down.  Or just aviod happy thoughts.  That's what my friends say will help it go down.  I just try to aviod all sexual thoughts.

Why?

[BOSSNIG]

What? I didnt know you could get horny with a detachable dick :O.

[Vaatix]

You don't ask about it on a nintendo forum.