Most awkward thing you have heard in a game?

[Redpaige13]

"Show me the money, big boy!"

Though I might of gotten that quote wrong, it's been a while since I've played Tooie.

[Jono2]

THE CART IS NEARING THE CHECKPOINT!!!!

yeah, the old one

where the woman sounds like she's about to have an orgasm.

[Tupin]

Two quotes from Banjo-Kazooie stood out for me:

"Five doubloons gives you three tankards of seamen's brew."

"Can you fill up the pool soon? I feel a third leg coming on..."

I'll post more if I remember them.

[TheDarkChief]

Quotes from Banjo-Kazooie and Tooie.
Gah, I can't remember the quotes, but I know they had some adult jokes in there.

[Gwen Khan]

I liked
"Ike, father of Sothe's children"

[Lotos]

[Syncopathic]

Emperor Peony- "come back in six years and I'll date you"
Peony- "Shut up, don't beg, I'll puke"

[Water ☮]

Toad- "If she finds out she'll chew me out!"

[Linkman]

Almost everything in Banjo-Kazooie/Tooie such as..

"So I see you got yourself a sack!"
"How's your nuts?"
"Grab my Twinklies"

Aaah... Good times.  :)

[えっちーせんぱい]

...I remember that from that game too >_>;

Fuscia City Gym?

[Anarchy_Jas]

A bunch of Banjo Kazooie ones...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rpPnK2Bl0Pk

http://youtube.com/watch?v=enbYgl_YcCw

[Triforceman22]

Thousand year door- " you got a strange sack!"
Banjo tooie- Grab my twinkies!

I burst out laughing when I heard the second one.