Stupid things you've heard people say.

[Moriarty]

Every time Silver opens his mouth, it becomes the most stupid thing I have ever heard. Every day he baffles me on how a comment of his can be more stupid than his previous comment.

And then he speaks.

[Jono2]

YOU ZINK EET IZ EAZEE TO MAKE PRIORITEEZ???

-Stephane Dion, Leader of the Liberal Party of Canada.

[ninja]

"I'm not a whore, I've only had sex with one guy"
"I thought you said you've had like 5 guys go down on you before"
"Yeah?  It's not sex."

...<,<...  I'm sorry, but regardless of what kind of sexual activity you're doing, if you've had 5 different people in your pants in a year, I will quite possibly call you a whore <3

[L10]

"Joe, you should go to Mark's house and see his cool computer, ITS GOT LINISTA!"

1. My computer isn't all that good, just good for the price
2. It's Linux

And I think they are coming to my house this coming weekend....oh boy...