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Lohn Jocke

#30
September 20, 2008, 04:05:04 PM
You shoot your brother, then you go back in time to shoot him before you shoot him.

Also...

one door Reads "Please use other door"
The second door says "DO NOT ENTER"

Zovistograt

#31
September 20, 2008, 04:12:54 PM
Quote from: JudgementBoyGold on September 20, 2008, 04:05:04 PM
one door Reads "Please use other door"
The second door says "DO NOT ENTER"
that's not a paradox, that's the door telling you to gtfo.
"I lovat a gabber.  I could listen to maure and moravar again.  Regn onder river.  Flies do your float.  Thick is the life for mere." - James Joyce (Finnegans Wake, page 213)

Dill

#32
September 20, 2008, 04:36:05 PM
Christ is God.
Jesus is the son of God.

noodle976

#33
September 20, 2008, 06:49:48 PM
Quote from: NINNIN6 on September 20, 2008, 03:56:16 PM
Can someone all-powerful create something so heavy they can't lift it, or can someone all-knowing know the answer to a question to which there is no answer?
Can God microwave a burrito so hot, that even he himself can't eat it?

Mario583

#34
September 20, 2008, 08:55:38 PM
Quote from: Dill on September 20, 2008, 04:36:05 PM
Christ is God.
Jesus is the son of God.
House is the real God ::)

Dill

#35
September 20, 2008, 09:19:54 PM
Quote from: Mario583 on September 20, 2008, 08:55:38 PM
Quote from: Dill on September 20, 2008, 04:36:05 PM
Christ is God.
Jesus is the son of God.
House is the real God ::)

For a moment, I thought maybe you were the pinnacle of triteness, but you don't listen to rap.
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