Conspiracy, I see?

Dill · October 05, 2008, 11:03:59 AM

While splendidly surfing the superfluous satires of Wikipedia, I stumbled upon a sight for sore eyes.

QuoteBoston (pronounced /ˈbɒstən/ (help·info)) is the capital and largest city of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. The city, also known as Beantown, is located in Suffolk County, Massachusetts, in the northeastern United States.[5] The largest city in New England, Boston is considered the economic and cultural center of the entire region.[6]

What is this? Did America shed a blind eye to Texas? Has the amount of beans in Boston been exponentially increasing since Lincoln's assassination? That's the only way I can see such a name be fit for Boston and nowhere else. Have you been to a small town called San Antonio? I have, and if you're lucky enough to be born there (most infants die prematurely because of malnutrition due to only being fed beans), your first postnatal meal will most certainly be a plate of beans.

I've an explanation, I say. They're planning against us. They've grown tired of our resources, such as dirt and George W. Bush, so they're cutting us loose. Take away our titles and treat us as if we don't exist, that's the name of America's game. It's only a matter of time before we are seceded completely, and treated as criminals! But we'll show them who's clever.

Strike, I say, and we shall do it at dusk. Show those no-good scalawags what a true American is like, and set fire to this so-called Beantown. Then, when it is burned to the ground, we will build a new city, entirely out of well-sculpted refried beans. Then we'll show them what a true beantown looks like.

How red in the face those rapscallion politicians will be when they see their most-cherished city in mushy ruins.

Zovistograt · October 05, 2008, 11:09:21 AM

The Boston Beanstalks are a secret society of very tall people.

They are the predecessors of the giants that will lead the road to decimation.

Dill · October 05, 2008, 11:16:38 AM

Quote from: Zovistograt on October 05, 2008, 11:09:21 AM
The Boston Beanstalks are a secret society of very tall people.

They are the predecessors of the giants that will lead the road to decimation.

We'll see what decimation they can cause when they are spilling over in their own defecation.

Rius · October 05, 2008, 04:40:29 PM

Is it still called the Commonwealth of Massachusetts? Oh, um... yeah, we have Texas Instruments, so we control... the radios and calculators of the world? Seriously, as long as California exists, Texas could pretty much vanish...

Though all the military bases would vanish as well.

Friendly Hostile · October 06, 2008, 10:20:25 AM

The succession of Texas from the Union would meet no opposition from me. Good riddance. Take your beans and malnourished babies elsewhere!

The Riddler · October 06, 2008, 04:28:56 PM

There's a Suffolk County in MA?

I'm in Suffolk County in NY. :O

JMV · October 07, 2008, 08:57:01 PM

i was gonna go to boston today but i went to the mall instead
i'm going friday

PsychoYoshi · October 08, 2008, 11:14:03 AM

I'm confused. So confused.

Dill · October 08, 2008, 06:25:24 PM

Don't lock my threads just because you're too dumb to understand them, Yoshi. Even Lotos got the point of my threads, and I'm quite proud of him for that.

Lohn Jocke · October 08, 2008, 06:59:54 PM

Quote from: Dill on October 08, 2008, 06:25:24 PM
Don't lock my threads just because you're too dumb to understand them, Yoshi. Even Lotos got the point of my threads, and I'm quite proud of him for that.

Actually, this one is kinda making sense. So is that "You are an idiot and everyone is better than you" topic.

Riosan · October 08, 2008, 07:19:59 PM

Stupid topic. Does it really matter if a town's called Beantown, at all? No, it doesn't. Does it matter if a nickname for a town in Massachusetts is incorrect when compared to a town in Texas? No it doesn't.

Stop exercising your e-peen, and make some good topics, Dill.

Dill · October 08, 2008, 07:57:37 PM

Quote from: Riosan on October 08, 2008, 07:19:59 PM
Stupid topic. Does it really matter if a town's called Beantown, at all? No, it doesn't. Does it matter if a nickname for a town in Massachusetts is incorrect when compared to a town in Texas? No it doesn't.

Stop exercising your e-peen, and make some good topics, Dill.

I'm so glad you brought up the topic of purpose. Here I will go naming every topic you've ever made that has less purpose than mine in the last one-hundred days.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=27354.0 - Useless. You're making yourself a project that not only wastes your own time, but other people's, as well.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=28390.0 - Your first post doesn't even constitute as a thread starter. You seem to be just thinking out loud.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=27455.0 - This is the pinnacle of dumb threads. I don't even need to explain this.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=27808.0 - Once again, you are thinking out loud simply to increase your post count, if for any reason at all. You don't even give enough detail for your post to be interesting.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=27976.0 - A completely self-centered thread, giving an empty opinion with no substance whatsoever. Coincidentally, you seem to always be giving your opinions without any explanation.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=27233.0 - I could have sworn mods were for taking complaints, but apparently you've taken it a step back and are just telling them to anyone willing to indulge themselves to read one of your rubbish posts.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=27161.0 - You spam a lot.

http://forums.projectfcd.com/index.php?topic=26360.0 - You missed the sarcasm in my first post in this thread, so I'll do the same with yours: you're an idiot. A zombie attack would never happen. Do you even realize how unlikely that is?

I'm going to stop here, and I'm not even past July. Now stop being such a literal, realist pig and remember that this is a forum where the head admin's favorite activity is posting images from 4chan in the chat. We've no room for "serious business" here.

Silverhawk79 · October 08, 2008, 08:00:55 PM

Quote from: Dill on October 08, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
and remember that this is a forum where the head admin's favorite activity is posting images from 4chan in the chat.

Low blow, my good man. And that is not my favorite activity, I only do it occasionally. I'm tired of you two bickering.
Here's 2 pistols. 10 paces, turn, and fire.
GO.

Dill · October 08, 2008, 08:01:45 PM

Quote from: Silverhawk79 on October 08, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
Quote from: Dill on October 08, 2008, 07:57:37 PM
and remember that this is a forum where the head admin's favorite activity is posting images from 4chan in the chat.
Low blow, my good man. And that is not my favorite activity, I only do it occasionally. I'm tired of you two bickering.
Here's 2 pistols. 10 paces, turn, and fire.
GO.

Bang.

Riosan · October 09, 2008, 03:00:39 AM

Quote from: Dill on October 08, 2008, 08:01:45 PM
Bang.

ah ya got me