Believe?

[Shujinco2]

Luck is simply coincidence. Good luck are coincidences that are in your favor, while bad luck are coincedences that are NOT in your favor.

And Karma exists. I went to my friend's house when I wasn't supposed to, and fell off of his roof. That's proof enough for me!

And remember, IMO.

[ninja]

Remember the saying, "Only the good die young"? Also here is a copy pasta explaining about karma as well.

"And girls want to intercourse  alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you intercourse ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm intercourse ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm intercourse ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?"

Remember this is a copy pasta.

With the women stuff...

It's so sad how true it is haha

I've talked to women about it, and they recognize it and deny the guy being an poop hole.

When they have issues, they come to me.

Hell, they have even told me how every guy is such an poop hole and she's not going to be in a relationship for a while and yaddeh yaddeh.

Look who you're talking to.  I have a penis, contrary to what you believe!  Jesus Christ lol...

This should be a topic in itself, but I'm too lazy to make it haha

[Java]

Remember the saying, "Only the good die young"? Also here is a copy pasta explaining about karma as well.

"And girls want to f*** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you f***ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm f***ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm f***ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?"

Remember this is a copy pasta.

I've seen that on MySpace...

[Sgt.Chilly]

What a dark mostly accurate view of the world.

Glad none of my relationships ended like that.

My problem seems to be that none of the girls I desire are single.

[Ridley]

Remember the saying, "Only the good die young"? Also here is a copy pasta explaining about karma as well.

"And girls want to f*** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you f***ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm f***ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm f***ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?"

Remember this is a copy pasta.

I've seen that on MySpace...

I found it on encyclopediadramatica.

[Java]

Remember the saying, "Only the good die young"? Also here is a copy pasta explaining about karma as well.

"And girls want to f*** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you f***ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm f***ing her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly asks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm f***ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?"

Remember this is a copy pasta.

I've seen that on MySpace...

I found it on encyclopediadramatica.

Someone probably copied into a bulletin from there.