Supercool News Stories (lighthearted and full of laughs 100% true-ish....)

[Indigo]

DECEMBER 4TH 2008

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Let's take a look at some of today's headlines:

-A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger

-Authorities in Manatee County, Fla., say a 37-year-old man attacked his father with a Christmas tree and its metal stand. According to the sheriff's report, the man missed his father when he threw the 3-foot Christmas tree at his father.

-A woman is suing a Pennsylvania sports bar and restaurant, saying she got stuck inside a toilet bowl for 20 minutes after the seat broke

-A 26-year-old man faces criminal charges after being accused of using a pickax to attack a speed enforcement camera recently installed along a Phoenix-area freeway

-Woman gets probation for setting tow truck on fire

-Authorities in southwest Florida say an intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run. Cape Coral police arrested the 27-year-old man last week, after seeing a pickup truck drive onto a median

[Tupin]

How overweight to you have to be to break a toilet seat in a SPORTS BAR?  :-\

[Macawmoses]

At least the drunk knew not to drive.

[Indigo]

@ Tuppy ~ I never even thought about it that way :D

            I got inspiration from your sad thread and decided to make a happy one :3


EDIT:

@ Mack ~ :D

[ThePowerOfOne]

The assult with a cheeseburger and toilet seat ones are the best :D

[Lotos]

At least the drunk knew not to drive.

I literally lol'd.

[Zovistograt]

-A Vero Beach man faces a domestic violence charge after authorities said he assaulted his girlfriend with a cheeseburger

That's what you get if you annoy a mentally unstable guy with "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER" enough.