Jogging Kills

[Macawmoses]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5074714/Fit-and-healthy-25-year-old-died-using-Nintendo-Wii-Fit-game.html

Apparently Wii Fit does cut calories!

Anwho, I'm after weird deaths here. I've been watching that 1000 Ways to Die show on Spike...and now I'm kind of obsessed. What's the weirdest you've heard of?

[Redpaige13]

I've gotten a bit addicted to that show.  I especially enjoyed the one where the woman died when masturbating with a carrot. 

[Kilroy]

"The family have been told he could have been killed by Sudden Adult Death Syndrome."

I'm going with that. D:

Also, I read an article ages ago where a 19-20 year old woman was masturbating with a broom on a counter, slipped, and impaled herself with the broom.

[Custom]

HOLY SHIT, I'M SO SORRY NINTENDO
NO CASUAL GAME COULD KILL A MAN

Also, I read an article ages ago where a 19-20 year old woman was masturbating with a broom on a counter, slipped, and impaled herself with the broom.

The potheads in my PE class were talking about that.

[Doodle]

NO GAME SHOULD OUTLIVE ITS OWNER
That's probably the strangest death I've heard of. That or what Kilroy said.

[Java]

Also, I read an article ages ago where a 19-20 year old woman was masturbating with a broom on a counter, slipped, and impaled herself with the broom.

That disturbed me, just thinking about it. =|