We of the Orange Mitten Clan have a statement...

[Super]

It has come to our attention that some of you are acting like hardasses (but not doing it right).

This, we feel, is a serious crime. It leads to unsupported statements and general idiocy. What makes it worse is that it spreads across the forum.

More and more users are trying to become tough stuff. It's really sickening and annoying. I recommend you stop it. Damn it JrDude.

[Macawmoses]

Aye. Being that we are actually the real hardasses here, warn increases will be given to those doing so and failing. Mind you, those that succeed will likely be modded in the near future. All one of you.

[Eizweir]

OHSHI-

[HTA!]

I eat nails for breakfast and wipe my ass with sand paper.

[Doodle]

My muscles have muscles on top of them.
The muscles on top of those muscles have their own muscles.
Those muscles too have their own muscles.

[Qsmash]

I eat nails for breakfast and wipe my ass with sand paper.

why? and JrDude is failing pretty hard.

[Magnum]

Yeah and I...
I...
I ONCE PUT A KITTEN IN A SINK THAT HAD SOME WATER IN IT!!!!!! YAY!

I try not to make an @$$ out of myself when I get the chance.

[Kilroy]

My muscles have muscles on top of them.
The muscles on top of those muscles have their own muscles.
Those muscles too have their own muscles.

You have to have muscles on your eyeballs, too.

HUUUUUURK

*pop*

[L10]

aye aye capt'n

[StarWindWizard7]

Yeah, You tell em "SUPER"! My goodness...... I wonder how tough I can be if I put my mind to it on these forums.

Ooo, I don't think you people would like me.

[Doodle]

I eat nails for breakfast and wipe my ass with sand paper.

I eat nails for breakfast...without any milk.

[The Seventh]

I eat nails for breakfast and wipe my ass with sand paper.

I betcha it's 400 grit :D

Even 200 grit won't cut it.

100 grit?  Not man enough, son.

Try 60 grit, or 40 grit, you vagina-y :P

Oh, I was just kidding.