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[Bob]

Now, this is a story all about how
My shell got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I had my ass handed to me by some dumb Plumb-air

In some cold cave, born and raised
On the water was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out shellin' breathin' fire all cool
And all becomin' the king of the turtles
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my Mushroom Kingdomhood
I got in one little fight and had my ass handed to me
So I said "I'm stealing your Princess"

I whistled for my Clown Car and when it came near
The license plate said B0WS3R and it had shrooms in the mirror
If anything I can say this Clown Car is fine
But I thought 'I'd probably not fit in it' - 'Yo homes to Princess Peaches Castle!'

I pulled up to the Castle about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Clown Car 'I can breathe fire, ninny'
I looked at my Castle
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of the Mushroom Kingdom

[Kilroy]

copypastes are cool

[Bob]

copypastes are cool

sup original piece of work

[Zero]

I'd hardly call it an "original" piece of work, it being in essence, the Fresh Prince theme and all.

It's definitely a piece of work though.

[Friendly Hostile]

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