I think me and my friends broke off a drug deal the other day

[Jono2]

So we were park patrolling on Saturday.

Park patrol consists of this:

1. Get a friend who has a house near a large park
2. Get about 4 other friends together (total 6)
3. Fill water balloons (two each)
4. Wait until about midnight
5. Find cars with people in them, hopefully making out
6. Team 1 takes the front and sets up while Team 2 covers the exit to the park
7. Team one throws their balloons, runs for cover, hopefully having produced screams/thrown a balloon through an open window
8. Car leaves, Team 2 gets them on the way out
9. Car leaves the park

In the event that it doesn't leave, gather as your lynch mob of 6, because that couple ain't doin nothin to 6 guys.

10. Laugh at them from afar and go reload, wait for next victims



So, we were doing this.

Run 1:

There are 3 cars sitting in a row.  Two of them have people in it.  I was part of group two, so I only got them on the exit (and it was my first time too, and i missed >_<)

Group one hits all three cars with their 6 balloons.  They go batpoop crazy, friends get out of there.  We wait, get them on the exit, book it.

They swear up a storm, because they can't get to us (it's in the dark, they've had their lights off, probably smoking, and two groups just guerilla assaulted them from the middle of darn nowhere).  They're intercourse in mad.

We go to reload.

20 minutes later, the same guys are back there.

we're in groups of 2x2x2 this time.

Me and my buddy (both first timers) had the exit route.  We lost two of our guys when we had to hide when the cars were searching for us.  The other four ended up at the same place anyways.

Two of us go and hit the two cars AGAIN

The guys get out and are like

"WE SEE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!"

One car turns on and goes around to circle, to trap one of the groups of two.  The other scans around, as two of the people (one from each car, i assume, as there were 4 of them and the two cars always had people in them) got out and took chase of two of my friends.

One of them hit one of those zip-line wires and chipped a tooth (very little though).  They got away.

The other group booked it to the far trees and hid,

and me and my buddy sat at the corner to the exit the entire time as they scanned over and over, but we weren't caught. :3


But I wonder

What were 4 guys in two blacked-out cars doing at that time of night?

I mean, there's not much they could have been doing except for dealing drugs, and they were super mad.  They then left for good, and we were free to get others.

Anyways, our total was 5.  Rain intermission, we went back out again and got another car (one just after they had started making out.  We got two through their windows! xD), and a last one, right before it started thunderstorming (this guy got out and searched, and yelled at us to come out, because he was obviously scared poopless due to his 30 second reaction time).

A total of 7.  All chasers.  Apparently nobody had ever chased before Saturday night.


Anyways, what kind of mischief do you find yourself in? D:

[Doodle]

I'm not really that mischievous. D:
But that's pretty funny.

[Allegretto]

Your all horrible people D:

Well done on breaking up a theory'ed drug trip. Bravo *Clap Clap*
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