Hotel California

[Syncopathic]

I intercourse ing hate that song.

LIVING IN UP IN THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA!
IT'S SUCH A LOVELY PLACE!

[Macawmoses]

SUCH A LOVELY PLACE

[Doodle]

SUCH A LOVELY FACE

[The Riddler]

I ALREADY SANG THAT PART YOU IDIOTS

[Thirdkoopa]

MIRRORS ON THE CEILING
THE PINK CHAMPAGNE ON ICE
AND SHE SAID "WE ARE ALL JUST PRISONERS HERE
OF OUR OWN DEVICE"
AND IN THE MASTERS CHAMBERS
THEY GATHERED FOR THE FEAST
THEY STAB IT WITH THERE STEELY KNIVES
BUT THEY JUST CAN'T KILL THE BEAST

LAST THING I REMEMBER, I WAS
RUNNING FOR THE DOOR
I HAD TO FIND THE PASSAGE BACK
TO THE PLACE I WAS BEFORE
"RELAX," SAID THE NIGHT MAN
"WE ARE PROGRAMMED TO RECEIVE"
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE
BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!"