Some of the most hilarious pick-up lines you'll ever see.

[Thirdkoopa]

No, seriously

...Do I really need to say any more than that?

[Silverhawk79]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[SkyMyl]

"Al may have invented the internet but I invented the parental advisory sticker Come upstairs & let me show u what it means"

I don't have words to describe my opinion on this with.

[Dog Food]

My friend made up one in history class a few months back:

Him: Are you a pirate?
Me: Uh, no?
Him: Dang, cause I sure want your booty.
Me: ...

[Magnum]

Hey KJ, are you a pirate?  :P

"Can I have sex with you?"
^
This was hilarious to watch.

[buttlord420]

 Hey baby, I try to control my emissions but they flow faster than a BP oil pipe when you're around

[PsychoYoshi]

I wish I were DNA helicase so that I could unzip your genes.

[Allegretto]

Do you work at subway, because you just gave me a foot long.

Those are nice shoes, they'd look a lot better in my pants.

Are you an angel? Because i'v got an erection.

[JrDude]

"I'll let you suck my dick if you give me a blow job"
...

[buttlord420]

"I'll let you suck my dick if you give me a blow job"
...

Best one ever

[JrDude]

I just thought of this one: "You just turned my Wii on, wanna play with it?"

[Super]

Rub my balls and I'll give you a taste of my sperm.




This one works every time.

[Jayat]

You must be the 8th wonder of the world because you just made the 9th get bigger.

ME: Help! help!
Her: whats wroung?
Me: my eye's saw you and my dick want stop growing

This one works:
Me:Do you have a doller
Her:No!
Me:want one