This should be captain falcon's entrance:

Jono2 · October 16, 2007, 08:12:25 PM

I'm ashamed to say, I stole this from Gfaqs, but it had to be spread.

The camera shows Captain Falcon many miles above the stage, falling at a rapid speed, while playing a flaming guitar with his teeth. He gets bored and throws the guitar at a nearby mountain, causing the mountain to explode. Only instead of debris, pornography comes flying out of the explosion, which Captain Falcon looks at while eating raw meat, drinking beer, and flexing his biceps.

He gets bored with the pornography, so he destroys it all with his chest hair, which he can grow at will. He finishes his raw meat and beer, so he eats the beer glass, like a real man. He still has quite a long way to go before he crashes into the stage, so he starts striking manly poses, while shooting bullets out of his iron nipples. These bullets explode upon impact with the ground, launching a flaming truck into the air, straight towards Captain Falcon, who slices it in half before it can reach him with the force created by him flexing his pecks.

As he passes the gas tank, which became detached, he falcon punches it causing it to explode with the force of a nuclear warhead. This propels Captain Falcon towards the stage at an incredible speed.

Captain Falcon crashes into the stage with a pelvic thrust, done at near the speed of light. He climbs out of the crater he created, and flexes every muscle in his body at the same time. The incredible force created by this kills everyone within a 500 mile radius, and every female in the universe climaxes.

Ikkitrix · October 16, 2007, 08:23:22 PM

That was epic.

Shamu · October 16, 2007, 08:46:40 PM

It would be to sexy for us to handle D:

Avion-Finch · October 16, 2007, 09:11:02 PM

.......woah

Triforceman22 · October 17, 2007, 04:20:16 AM

The manliness level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!

Ridley · October 17, 2007, 04:48:09 AM

You have a strange imagination

Geno · October 17, 2007, 07:26:26 AM

Epic win.

bluaki · October 17, 2007, 12:57:14 PM

Sounds more like a Chuck Norris story than anything to me :-\

Also, intros are like 2 seconds, not 5 minutes.

Jono2 · October 17, 2007, 01:05:10 PM

Quote from: bluaki on October 17, 2007, 12:57:14 PM
Sounds more like a Chuck Norris story than anything to me :-\

Also, intros are like 2 seconds, not 5 minutes.

it all happens in the space of 1 second.

FULL_METAL_RYDER2 · October 17, 2007, 02:38:46 PM

That may be the most epic thing ever.

QuickKarel · October 17, 2007, 02:51:33 PM

That...was almost TOO manly...

Java · October 17, 2007, 05:10:15 PM

o_O

JrDude · October 17, 2007, 05:25:43 PM

nice

DededeCloneChris · October 17, 2007, 08:59:17 PM

EEEEWWWWW!.....

Mystic · October 17, 2007, 09:02:47 PM

Save the climaxes for Swampert.