Snake crazy briefings!

[DededeCloneChris]

(Briefing)

Snake: What is that?

General: IS AN APPLE YOU IDIOT!

Snake: Oh, sorry, I was thinking it was a bomb.

General: (sighs)

(Close briefing)

So anyone make crazy briefings or make briefings about the other characters please! As long if they are or not funny!  :)

[Triforceman22]

(From a flash movie)

Snake: What the hell is that?

Other: snake that's a...

Snake: it's a cave demon isn't it?

Other: No, thats a kenyan crab.

Snake: OH MY GOD!!! It's looking right at me....

Other: Snake it won't kill yo-

Snake: sweet Jesus, it's getting closer!

Other: Snake you just have to stab it.

Snake: Are you crazy?! Those claws can rip a tank apart! Jesus christ!

Other: Will you cut it out and stab it already!

Snake: fine, let's go mother F***ker

I love this.
It's so funny. :D

[Geno]

Snake: Otacton! Brief me on my foe!
Otacon: That's a Pokemon Snake! Beginning in 1994, Pokemon has started a worldwide sensation. I have a Rhyhorn on my Red version, and a Totodile on my Gold! Really addicting game, I've been playing since...
Snake: Otacon, I'm up against Mario.
Otacon: I know... I just wanted you to be proud of me
Snake: ...
Otacon: I'll be willing to trade an Abra for a Bayleef! I just cant seem to evolve my Chikorita. It's level 21 and...
Snake: Otacon... Did you try removing the everstone?
Otacon: Wait... what? Oh, yeah I equipped it because it looked cool. Is there something wrong with it?
Snake: Dammit Otacon! Get your head back in the game.
Otacon: Sorry, Snake... I just... It's.... I miss you. We never talk anymore.
Snake: ...Get the Colonel on the line.
Otacon: Alright Snake... Think about that trade!
Snake: ...

[DededeCloneChris]

Haha! Funny! More please! :D

[DededeCloneChris]

Ok, who wants to make one with King Dedede?

[DededeCloneChris]

Fine then, I will this one about king DeDeDe.

(Briefing)

Snake: Who is that fat penguin?

Mei Ling: That's King DeDeDe, he is the supposed the king of Dream Land.

Snake: Why supposed?

Mei Ling: DeDeDe has only bring chaos with his crazy rules in the TV show, all the Cappy are still questioning his rights to be a king, watch out for his mouth, he can swallow you enterily and also be careful for his big hammer.

Snake: Can I ask you two things?

Mei Ling: What?

Snake: 1: Why are there so many characters that can swallow all the target body? and 2: Why we doesn't have a TV show?

Mei Ling: I certainly can't answer you those questions, but we almost got our TV show, but Sonic the hedgehog and his friends stealed it before we got the chance and altered it.

Snake: Dammit! That hedgehog is gonna pay!

Mei Ling: Good luck in your mission.

Snake: Roger.

(End briefing)