My school's orchestra teacher has connections...>_>

[Helios]

Reminded me of my 8th grade music teacher. He always said that he was friends with jazz master BB King, and he had a picture of them together to prove it. It was awesome.

[MJA]

My ex-Girlfriend was Mike Vrabel's cousin.

(Mike Vrabel is a Pro-Bowl SLB on the NE Patriots, as well as a TE).

[yes.derek]

^{That's just not fair...}