one of the best Wikipedia articles ever :O

[HeroOfTimeO0]

I can't believe someone's name is...

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfe­schlegelstein­hausenberger­dorffvoraltern­waren­gewissenhaft­schaferswessen­schafewaren­wohlgepflege­und­sorgfaltigkeit­beschutzen­
von­angreifen­durch­ihrraubgierigfeinde­welche­voraltern­zwolftausend­jahres­vorandieerscheinen­wander­ersteer­dem­enschderraumschiff­
gebrauchlicht­als­sein­ursprung­von­kraftgestart­sein­lange­fahrt­hinzwischen­sternartigraum­auf­der­suchenach­diestern­welche­gehabt­
bewohnbar­planeten­kreise­drehen­sich­und­wohin­der­neurasse­von­verstandigmen­schlichkeit­konnte­fortplanzen­und­sicher­freuen­anlebens­langlich­
freude­und­ruhe­mit­nicht­ein­furcht­vor­angreifen­von­anderer­intelligent­geschopfs­von­hinzwischen­sternartigraum, Senior.

If you click Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, that's what you'll see. (His full name)

Lol @ Yancy.

[Mudkip]

Optimus Prime. A member of the United States National Guard.

My life now has meaning.

Lol we are saved!

[Trini]

Optimus Prime. A member of the United States National Guard.

My life now has meaning.

That is quite possibly one of the greatest things I've ever read.

[Tom8er]

Coco Crisp. Major League Baseball center fielder for the Boston Red Sox

Is one of my favorite. Maybe Because im a red sox fan.

[Subach]

Optimus Prime. A member of the United States National Guard.

My life now has meaning.

That is quite possibly one of the greatest things I've ever read.

You know, for everything else, the U.S has a goshdarn transformer in the army, that is frigging awesome.