Mortal proof that no one has unlocked all the secret characters.

[Kilroy]

He's even in SSE.



That's right, everyone's favorite, Hamig, is in Brawl.

His standard Combo is nothing more than a snout slap.

His Up Smash is simple, also. His Mesh Wrap flies up and damages the enemy caught in it. The longer charged, the higher it goes, and the more damage it does.

His Side smash, is also simple. His snout FLIES off like a rocket, and comes back like a boomerang! The more it's charged, the farther and faster it goes!

His down smash is a little more complicated. He crouches down, and then gets all puffed up, and then, SPLAT! He explodes! If any of the Ham hits you, you'll take a lot of damage! Luckily, it doesn't have a large range, but beware, this move goes around him in a complete 360!

His Standard B move is Snout Beam! It's a little white projectile with a line spinning around it! If you think of Snout Beam, it's almost like [spoiler]R.O.B.'s[/spoiler] B move. But rather than one long beam, it's a short little blast thing! It charges up slowly over time, and never stops growing in power! In fact, after a certain amount of time, Snout Beam can become a homing missile! Cool, eh?

His up-B is a 3rd jump, which is almost like a tether, but easier to use. Rather than hooking Straight onto the edge, Hamig will shoot his snout off, still tethered to it, and the snout will go not to the edge, but actually ON the ground! He'll get pulled to his snout, bounce up, and land safely on the ground!

His Side-B is very strange! He'll shoot a Mini-Hamig out of his snout! The Mini-Hamig will go to the nearest person, try to latch on, then explode! The Mini-Hamigs can be picked up and thrown, too!

His Down-B is very weird indeed! Hamig takes his mesh wrap off, and spins it around him, trying to catch someone! If you get caught in it, better try and get out fast! He'll put his mesh wrap back on, and you'll slowly collect damage!

His final smash is the most devastating one in the game, in my opinion! He'll take his mesh wrap off, almost like his Down-B, but it won't be completely off. Just by a thread, it will be connected to his back. The Mesh wrap almost triples in size! It takes on monster-like qualities, and roars! It jumps out in front of Hamig, trying to grab everyone in front of it! Anyone that gets grabbed will be in for a horrible nightmare indeed! The victims get stuck to Hamig, and then, Hamig explodes! Anyone that DIDN'T get caught in the mesh wrap still needs to dodge the explosion!

I'll get pics as soon as I can get my digital camera working -_-

[Tupin]

Not this half-assed meme again. -_-

[Oren]

very funny?

i don't get it

[Kilroy]

Not this half-assed meme again. -_-

>_>

<_<

[Tupin]

Kilroy, is that you?  :|

[Dawei]

I'm going with Tuppy on this.

Also, thanks for bringing up that it might be Kilroy. I'll go check. Not him, from what I saw.