What are the worst pick-up lines you've ever heard?

[extraz]

Does your family own a bakery because you have nice buns....


blech

[BOREDFOREVER]

Watching an episode of that Snoop Dog reality show:

"If you were a booger, I'd pick you."

So terrible.

[xiaou]

If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.

cos+sin=1

ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.

[Mystic]

If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.

cos+sin=1

ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.

Advanced? Ehh...no.

[xiaou]

If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.

cos+sin=1

ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.

Advanced? Ehh...no.

Well the logic isn't advanced. xD

[guido123]

GUY- is your dad a robbber

GIRL- no?

GUY- well he must be cause he stole the stars out of the skies and put them in your eyes

[thunderhero4]

Did you just break wind because you just blew me away 8)

[THEEVILSPERKY]

A guy at the deli at the local grocery store was hitting on a female customer and actually said the following...

"So.. do you shop here often?"

She quickly and politely explained she was engaged and seemed a bit offended and uncomfortable, haha.

My friend working back in the deli died laughing 'cause he watched this transpire. xD

I kinda feel bad for the guy.. 'cause he's clueless..



I DO use pick-up lines.. but only to be corny when I'm already with someone. =P

They'll be random and spontaneous and come out at the perfect moments to be funny at the right time and whatnot.. yeah... o.o

[Silverhawk79]

Me: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Pretty Girl: "...how much?"
Me: "Enough to break the ice."

[HoganM]

"If you were a gun, you would be set to Stun." >.>;

[Ugawa]

If you're cos and I'm sin, together we can be 1.

cos+sin=1

ADV math joke....my teacher actaully used that.

Um, that's not even correct.
Cos^2(angle)+sin^2(angle)=1, actually.  They need to be squared. =P