Uhh, you know that news story about the decapitated guy in Canada?

[Macawmoses]

As of right now, no motive is evident.

[Super]

Someone upload some pics.

[Riosan]

Notice how the Americans took over the thread.  :|

Morgan Freeman's starred in every movie ever made. Something happening to him is a major tragedy.

[Java]

Morgan Freeman is amazing.

[Daft Pink]

Someone upload some pics.

I want to see them too. :3

[Silverhawk79]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/aug/01/canada

Link to the Canadian story.

[Lotos]

It was sick....just plopped the head in front of 20 people...ugh.

A true /b/tard.

Notice how the Americans took over the thread.  :|

PROOOOOOOOOOTIP:  You're American too.  "North America".

Anyway, who the intercourse  is Morgan Freeman?

[Tupin]

It was sick....just plopped the head in front of 20 people...ugh.

A true /b/tard.

Notice how the Americans took over the thread.  :|

PROOOOOOOOOOTIP:  You're American too.  "North America".

Anyway, who the intercourse  is Morgan Freeman?

He's in like every movie ever in some way or another.

[Ridley]

As of right now, no motive is evident.

Is it possible he was hired by organized crime?

[Macawmoses]

Or he was intercourse ed in the head?

[Lotos]

Or he was intercourse ed in the head?

Second guess.

[Java]

News Update: I heard that Morgan Freeman's condition is worse than they thought. :(

Anyway, who the f*** is Morgan Freeman?

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Morgan Freeman is God.

No really he is. He played God in Bruce Almighty.
He narrated March of the Penguins.
He played Lucius Fox in Batman Begins/The Dark Knight.
He was in Million Dollar Baby.
He's an Academy Award Winning Actor.

HOW DON'T YOU KNOW WHO MORGAN FREEMAN IS?!