You guys can help too: Design me a diet where I get 3000 calories per day

[Silverhawk79]

 Eat deep-fried and greasy things.And get creative,you know instead of using bread use poptarts,instead of floss use twizzlers,gargle with milkshakes.And remember,whe in doubt rub the food on a peice of paper,if it turns clear it's your gateway to wieght gain.

A cookie if you know where thats from.

Simpsons.
Also, lots of double cheeseburgers from McDonald's.
They're on the dollar menu.

[darkmario]

 Eat deep-fried and greasy things.And get creative,you know instead of using bread use poptarts,instead of floss use twizzlers,gargle with milkshakes.And remember,whe in doubt rub the food on a peice of paper,if it turns clear it's your gateway to wieght gain.

A cookie if you know where thats from.

Simpsons.

Lol

[Mystic]

Okay which one of you poop holes deleted my post?

Wah.