Holy s***!

[Friendly Hostile]

Friend of mine found a nice watch.

[Linkman]

One time I found a dollar bill on the floor =] But I didn't pick it up cause it could of been a poop dollar >:I and those are bad!

That reminds me of the time I found a phatyo on the floor, I didn't pick it up because it could have been a poop phatyo because it might have lacked grammar and brains.

[Zovistograt]

One time at a D&D session at my friend's house, one of my friends went to the store to get a sandwich.  He came back with a sandwich and a $100 bill he found on the street.  The place he went to was barely a block away.

[RedRaider]

$120 on the ground.