It's not my fault what you said could be misconstrued as sexual innuendo.

[Mystic]

Windows 2000 is old poop.

[Rayquarian]

As funny as some of these are, it's more hilarious to see what some of you call "funny". Such as "That's what she said" moments and the bland things you find to be notably humorous.

WELL AREN'T YOU JUST AN EXPLOSION OF UNICORNS AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS? >:(

thats what she said....

Why the f*** are you using Windows 2000.

At least he isn't using Windows ME.  I had to use that before I got my new computer.

[Razer]

*setup: Me and my mom are waiting in the Redbox line at the grocery store, waiting to return a movie. The guy two spots in front of us screws up and it gives him the movie back.*
Guy #1: Dangit, it won't work.
*I point out that his DVD is in backwards.*
Guy #2 (next in line): Virgin, eh?
Mom: It's always easier after the first time you've done it.

*My mom has no idea about the connotations, and I just burst out laughing once I get in the car.*