If you can take one site down for a week...

[Gwen Khan]

4chan for the hell of it

[Wizardorlan]

Govteen. Kids would have to figure out their dirty sex questions on their own.

[Nayrman]

I'd probably do Fox News...just to see who they'd blame for their site going down (my money's on terrorists who trained on GTA while doing drugs and having pre-marital sex who pray to Allah and later burned American flags)