Epic stalker

[Mario583]

http://blog.trutv.com/dumb_as_a_blog/

Now, this here particular "Missed Connections" Craigslist poster was fixing to purchase some items out of the personal products section of the drug store when he realized he was being stalked by a judgmental older lady. "I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums." That evening's date went badly and now he's publicly invited the gasping grandma to help knock off the rest of the box with him. Oh, and he has the clap now, too. Have fun!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/chi/889660321.html

best of craigslist >  chicago > To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w
Originally Posted: Wed, 22 Oct 18:10 CDT
To the older woman watching me buying condoms - m4w
Date: 2008-10-22, 6:10PM CDT


I was the 20 something guy holding two bottles of chardonay in the condom section of the Dominick's. You were the lovely lady in her 50's peering over my shoulder as I made my selection. I was not aware of your presence until the audible gasp when I reached for a box of ribbed magnums. My date did not go exactly as planned; the wine went down ok but I forgot to use the magnums in the heat of the moment and I think I may have gotten the clap. Long story short I still have a dozen condoms left over if you are interested in going out sometime...

    * Location: Schaumburg
    * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 889660321

::) :-[

[Linkman]

Um, wat?

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That's so messed up.

[Jono2]

i intercourse ing lold.