Stupid Answers on Tests (Includes Negative Delta Ohms Cat!!)

[King_Gamer28]

Scenario: We're in Biology playing a review game. Each question is worth 10 points, and each incorrect answer is -10. So our team had -20. Final Jeopardy-esque thing comes up and we obviously have no points to bet. So we're out of it. The question is, and I quote:

"If you were to construct a 5 x 5 checkered square (i.e., a 5 x5 chess board), how many rectangles would there be in total? You need to include squares too because squares are a special kind of rectangle."

We wrote "See back for answer".

This was what I put.



I had decided right away that we weren't really going to try. That's what it came out to.
Negative delta ohms cat.
Yeah.

Note:
-That is a negative zero.
-That is theta.
-That is an upside-down ohms.
-That does say cat equals ZAP.

So.
Discuss other bullpoop answers you've put in the past on tests and such.

[Vive/Scarffle]

/Tilts head.

Erm. Well I didn't really do it on purpose. But I fell asleep during a math test before since I hadn't had 2 nights of sleep before then. Plus the fact I always had math first period since 6th grade... Didn't help... But yeah back to the test... I fell asleep... And I think I was dreaming about food. So There was a drool spot and random scribbles I tried to do while I was half awake/asleep. xD;

[sonicdude164]

It was my friend.

[Spam]

Me and my friend were playing a review game for a test for 5 extra point and we wagered and said the answer was all of the above... like so

Wager: None

^^^^ALL OF THE ABOVE^^^^

P.S. we lost  :(

[Silverhawk79]

Hoo boy. I have quite a few from Scholar Team over the years. Most are from other people.

Q: This herbivorous creature lives in swamps...
A: CROCODILE

Q: (Must contain color) This song...blahblahblah...
A: Sweet Home Alabama...YELLOW.

Q: These tubes connect the nasal passage to the throat (or something like that)
A: blahblahblah
Moderator: Sorry, no, the answer was "fallopian tubes".
Us: ...wat
Moderator: OH SORRY I READ THE WRONG ANSWER ;_;
Me: That gives a whole new meaning to nosebleeds...
Everyone: olol :D

[Java]

I liked my friend's answer to an extra credit question:

Q: How many legs does a spider have?
A: 6

[HTA!]

Some proof for a math review...
Our team was in last place, so we just drew a unicorn with sunglasses and called it a day. :)